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Well, five of the PM rolls around
There's a little old joint outside of town
I only got time for a couple of beers
And a jukebox song ringing in my ears
The next you know the bartender's pouring
Shots are flowing, got me stoning
All I really know is that I should be going
But I'm soaking up the moment
I'm all jacked up, all jacked up
Don't believe I've ever had this much
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
Time sure flies when you're all jacked up
It was getting mighty close to nine o'clock
What the hell I'll have one more shot
Then I winked at a boy at the end of the bar
Guess I might of must of gone a little too far
'Cause a big ol' girl walked outta the blue
Ten foot two with a bad attitude
Stepped right up and knocked out my tooth
I guess I had it coming I deserved the due
'Cause I was all jacked up, all jacked up
Don't believe I've ever had this much
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up
Don't have to go home but you can't stay here
That's what they said when I got my last beer
Oh my God, it's two o'clock,
I can't find my keys and my truck's locked
So I grabbed a tire tool and I broke my window
Hurt my elbow, got me in though
Two foot later backed into the light pole
All the town folk got a good show
All jacked up, all jacked up
Don't believe I've ever had this much
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
Don't drive your truck when you're all jacked up
Jacked up
(All jacked up, all jacked up)
Who
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
Don't drive your car
Don't start no stuff in no bar
Hell I wouldn't tell anybody where you are
When you're all jacked up
All jacked up
All jacked up
All jacked up
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah
Well, five of the PM rolls around
There's a little old joint outside of town
I only got time for a couple of beers
And a jukebox song ringing in my ears
The next you know the bartender's pouring
Shots are flowing, got me stoning
All I really know is that I should be going
But I'm soaking up the moment
I'm all jacked up, all jacked up
Don't believe I've ever had this much
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
Time sure flies when you're all jacked up
It was getting mighty close to nine o'clock
What the hell I'll have one more shot
Then I winked at a boy at the end of the bar
Guess I might of must of gone a little too far
'Cause a big ol' girl walked outta the blue
Ten foot two with a bad attitude
Stepped right up and knocked out my tooth
I guess I had it coming I deserved the due
'Cause I was all jacked up, all jacked up
Don't believe I've ever had this much
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up
Don't have to go home but you can't stay here
That's what they said when I got my last beer
Oh my God, it's two o'clock,
I can't find my keys and my truck's locked
So I grabbed a tire tool and I broke my window
Hurt my elbow, got me in though
Two foot later backed into the light pole
All the town folk got a good show
All jacked up, all jacked up
Don't believe I've ever had this much
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
Don't drive your truck when you're all jacked up
Jacked up
(All jacked up, all jacked up)
Who
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
Don't start no stuff when you're all jacked up
One thing I've learned when you get tore up
Don't drive your car
Don't start no stuff in no bar
Hell I wouldn't tell anybody where you are
When you're all jacked up
All jacked up
All jacked up
All jacked up
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah