Started at the age four
My mother went to the grocery store
Went sneaking through her bedroom door
To find something in a size four
Sugar and Spice
And everything nice
Wasn't made for only girls
GI Joe in panty hose is making room for the one and only
King for a day, princess by dawn
King for a day in a leather thong
King for a day, princess by dawn
Just wait 'til all the guys get a load of me
My daddy threw me in therapy
He thinks I'm not a real man
Who put the drag in drag queen
Don't knock it 'til you've tried it
My mother went to the grocery store
Went sneaking through her bedroom door
To find something in a size four
Sugar and Spice
And everything nice
Wasn't made for only girls
GI Joe in panty hose is making room for the one and only
King for a day, princess by dawn
King for a day in a leather thong
King for a day, princess by dawn
Just wait 'til all the guys get a load of me
My daddy threw me in therapy
He thinks I'm not a real man
Who put the drag in drag queen
Don't knock it 'til you've tried it