Intro - my name is a-rape, balaclava, don't f** with me or i f** with your father
s*** to me, s*** to me, s*** to me, f** you alicia keys
justin timberlake it's time to take a f**in' break
you touched britney spears, you had your piece of cake
i'd rather put my tongue across the face of ricki lake
than sample your music by lifting your break
f** your soul with my goldie lookin' flow
cut off your p**** on the david letterman show
take a deep breath, you're goin' below
like ricky martin being raped by a d****
chorus - j-lo means s*** to me
p-diddy means s*** to me
ja-rule means s*** to me
f** you alicia keys
rockin' the tempo, increase the aggro
she's got a fat a** and her name's j-lo
i loves to see her dancin' and wobblin' her jelly
but the music's c*** just like that cu*t nelly
when we gets hold of you we can wreck the place
clart you'll need more than a plaster on your face
i'll smash up your cd's in HMV
then i'll smash up madonnas and r-kellys
chorus - j-lo means s*** to me.......................it's not safe
p-diddy means s*** to me..................cl*t f**
ja-rule means s*** to me...................yer mother
f** you alicia keys
madonna, mariah carey and whitney
give it up, you're almost 50
wycleff jean, what's goin' on?
f**in' with tom jones bra, you got it wrong
and anastacia, you're names on the list
it's next to shakira and will smiths
i've got alicia keys on her hands and her knees
feelin' the power of the GLC
chorus - j-lo means s*** to me......................f*** off
p-diddy means s*** to me.................f***in' nothin
ja-rule means s*** to me..................f***in' s***
f** you alicia keys
oh, dirty, christina aguilera lookin' s**y, like my ford sierra
it's got a body kit, it's lowered with a spoiler on the back
she's so f**in' dirty but her music's f**in' whack
stop startin' f** ricky martin
smelling britneys bacon drapes without her legs parting
you won't believe the smell when she does the splits
she's got a gammy eye and two different sized t***...innit
chorus - j-lo means s*** to me
p-diddy means s*** to me
ja-rule means s*** to me
f** you alicia keys
wile wile west ikky ikky waa waa
to will smith i say f**in' ta ta
it's gettin' hot in here like a sauna
i'll block you out with an ounce of soap bar
i'll take you out with a can and balaclava
next to go would be rapper rule-ja
and aguilera's tried to roll a cigar
and w***le the a** of shakira
chorus - j-lo means s*** to me
p-diddy means s*** to me
ja-rule means s*** to me
f** you alicia keys
s*** to me, s*** to me, s*** to me, f** you alicia keys
justin timberlake it's time to take a f**in' break
you touched britney spears, you had your piece of cake
i'd rather put my tongue across the face of ricki lake
than sample your music by lifting your break
f** your soul with my goldie lookin' flow
cut off your p**** on the david letterman show
take a deep breath, you're goin' below
like ricky martin being raped by a d****
chorus - j-lo means s*** to me
p-diddy means s*** to me
ja-rule means s*** to me
f** you alicia keys
rockin' the tempo, increase the aggro
she's got a fat a** and her name's j-lo
i loves to see her dancin' and wobblin' her jelly
but the music's c*** just like that cu*t nelly
when we gets hold of you we can wreck the place
clart you'll need more than a plaster on your face
i'll smash up your cd's in HMV
then i'll smash up madonnas and r-kellys
chorus - j-lo means s*** to me.......................it's not safe
p-diddy means s*** to me..................cl*t f**
ja-rule means s*** to me...................yer mother
f** you alicia keys
madonna, mariah carey and whitney
give it up, you're almost 50
wycleff jean, what's goin' on?
f**in' with tom jones bra, you got it wrong
and anastacia, you're names on the list
it's next to shakira and will smiths
i've got alicia keys on her hands and her knees
feelin' the power of the GLC
chorus - j-lo means s*** to me......................f*** off
p-diddy means s*** to me.................f***in' nothin
ja-rule means s*** to me..................f***in' s***
f** you alicia keys
oh, dirty, christina aguilera lookin' s**y, like my ford sierra
it's got a body kit, it's lowered with a spoiler on the back
she's so f**in' dirty but her music's f**in' whack
stop startin' f** ricky martin
smelling britneys bacon drapes without her legs parting
you won't believe the smell when she does the splits
she's got a gammy eye and two different sized t***...innit
chorus - j-lo means s*** to me
p-diddy means s*** to me
ja-rule means s*** to me
f** you alicia keys
wile wile west ikky ikky waa waa
to will smith i say f**in' ta ta
it's gettin' hot in here like a sauna
i'll block you out with an ounce of soap bar
i'll take you out with a can and balaclava
next to go would be rapper rule-ja
and aguilera's tried to roll a cigar
and w***le the a** of shakira
chorus - j-lo means s*** to me
p-diddy means s*** to me
ja-rule means s*** to me
f** you alicia keys