Swab the Deck! Lyrics

yar-ha-har
swab my deck
yar-ha-har
show me how you're moppin it
wash your deck
show it good
wax that a**
my legs of wood
yar-ha-har
show me how you clean
show me how you walk the plank, my queen
yar-ha-har
show me what you're doing
yar-ha-har
show me how you're doin it
yar-ha-har
show me how to polish off a wood made log in your a** in a fire
yar-ha-har
show me what you're working with
yar-ha-har
show me how to swab my deck-ya-har
ya-har-har
swab my deck in my backyard
yar-ha-har
swab my deck
yar-ha-har
show me how you're moppin it
yar-ha-har
swab my plank
yar-ha-har
let me spank the shank
let me spank that sea-hag yeah
yar-ha-har
now swab my d***
yar-ha-har
show me how you're working quick
yar-ha-har
let me go
let me wax your hole
yar-ha-har
below my deck is a treasure
built with vibrating pleasure
and come on down below
where the pleasure flows
and you can feel the blows of a
yar-ha-har
show me how to mop the deck
yar-ha-har
mop it yourself b****
yar-ha-har
show me how to squiggle mom
yar-ha-har
what the f*** is that again
yar-ha-har
let me know
yar-ha-har
when i can go
the coast is clear
and now let me just get a little bit near
you
while you wash my deck
show me how to swashbuckle
yes my deck
toss that salad how
yar-har
how do you mop
yar-ha-har
with a rag
yar-ha-har
where's your rubbers
ar-ha-har
use ones in a bag
yar-ha-har
show me where you're keepin it
yar-ha-har
where'd it f***** go
yar-ha-har
i know it's very deep in there
yar-ha-har
i'll get some f***** rope
yaaaar
di-di-di-di-di-di-di-di
yar-ha-har
show me how you're working it