She Is Loaded Lyrics

She's got so much of that decimal stuff,
I'll fall in love if I try hard enough.

Her kisses never get better,
They just get wetter and wetter,
I curse the day that I met her,
But she is loaded.
She says that I'm daft and I know,
I threw her food on the lino,
She hit me, felt like a rhino,
But she is loaded.
There was a time when she did ray(?)me content(?),
Oh, she used to keep it cool,
She used to give me anything I wanted,
'Till she won a football pool,
Now she gives me Hell.

I'll sue her, try to make this stick,
The fact that she is s*****ic,
My nose was straight 'till she kissed it,
But she is loaded.
There was a time ...

Her kisses never get better ...