Taxman Lyrics

(This one's called: "Taxman")
(One, two, three, four, one two)

Let me tell you how it will be
There's one for you, nineteen for me
'Cause I'm the taxman
Yeah, I'm the taxman
Should five percent appear too small
Be thankful I don't take it all
'Cause I'm the taxman
Yeah, I'm the taxman

(If you drive a car car)
I'll tax the street
(If you try to sit sit)
I'll tax your seat
(If you get too cold cold)
I'll tax the heat
(If you take a walk walk)
I'll tax your feet

Taxman!
'Cause I'm the taxman
Yeah, I'm the taxman

Don't ask me what I want it for
(Ah, ah, Mr. Major)
If you don't want to pay some more
(Ah, ah, Mr. Heath
'Cause I'm the taxman
Yeah, I'm the taxman

If I reduce it again you'll see
(Ah, ah, Boris Yeltzin)
Get back more at the V.A.T.
(Ah, ah, Mr. Bush)
'Cause I'm the taxman
Yeah, I'm the taxman
If you get a head head,
I'll tax your hat
If you get a pet pet, I'll tax your cat
If you wipe your feet feet,
I'll tax your mat
If you're overwieght
weight, I'll tax your fat

Now my advise to those who die
(Taxman!)
Declare the pennies on your eyes
(Taxman!)
'Cause I'm the taxman
Yeah, I'm the taxman.

And you're working for no one, but me
(Taxman!)