And answering machines.
Starting with people who think it's cute to let their children record the outgoing message, you know?
Ugh... And you can't understand a word of it, 'cause the kid's a f*****' imbecile.
Hi my name is Stacy, i'm 5 years old, my mommy and daddy aren't home but *beep*.
Here's my message, Stacy...
I'm comin' over to your house with a big knife.
Then I'm going to kill mommy and daddy.
Then I'm gonna peel off their skin and make a funny hat.
After that, I'm gonna take out my huge ding dong and stick it right in your *beep*.
Starting with people who think it's cute to let their children record the outgoing message, you know?
Ugh... And you can't understand a word of it, 'cause the kid's a f*****' imbecile.
Hi my name is Stacy, i'm 5 years old, my mommy and daddy aren't home but *beep*.
Here's my message, Stacy...
I'm comin' over to your house with a big knife.
Then I'm going to kill mommy and daddy.
Then I'm gonna peel off their skin and make a funny hat.
After that, I'm gonna take out my huge ding dong and stick it right in your *beep*.