South of San Antonio
Outside Aransas Pass
East of Corpus Christi
You won't find it on a map
In between the condos
Those million dollar homes
There's a campground on the ocean
Where all the real people go
Chorus-
On the Redneck Riviera
Welcome to the promise land
Unhitch the trailer from the pickup
Put a cold one in my hand
I don't need no fancy high rise
I'm livin off the land
I got all I ever need
My family's here with me
My castle's in the sand
Roll out the carpet grass
Pull the awning down for shade
String up this jalapeno Christmas lights
Our new home is looking great
Pull in the ice chest and the lawn chairs
Put on shades and sunscreen too
Stake out a little piece of real estate
Low monthly payments, oh what a view.
Chorus
Campfire biscuits for breakfast
Tonight we'll Bar B Q
Play all day along the beaches
Just like all the rich folks do
Tonight we're fishin' off the jetties
Count the stars until dawn
Hold that fishin' pole tighter son
I think you gotta a big one on
Outside Aransas Pass
East of Corpus Christi
You won't find it on a map
In between the condos
Those million dollar homes
There's a campground on the ocean
Where all the real people go
Chorus-
On the Redneck Riviera
Welcome to the promise land
Unhitch the trailer from the pickup
Put a cold one in my hand
I don't need no fancy high rise
I'm livin off the land
I got all I ever need
My family's here with me
My castle's in the sand
Roll out the carpet grass
Pull the awning down for shade
String up this jalapeno Christmas lights
Our new home is looking great
Pull in the ice chest and the lawn chairs
Put on shades and sunscreen too
Stake out a little piece of real estate
Low monthly payments, oh what a view.
Chorus
Campfire biscuits for breakfast
Tonight we'll Bar B Q
Play all day along the beaches
Just like all the rich folks do
Tonight we're fishin' off the jetties
Count the stars until dawn
Hold that fishin' pole tighter son
I think you gotta a big one on