A seven, a eight, a nine, ten, eleven, twelve
Remember that time we were in biology class
We had to grow a plant to learn photosynthisis?
Let's do it again
Remember the time we learned C-H-and-H and C-double-O-O-H (CHH and COOH)
Are our carbohyrate dissolves faster than a lipase?
'Cause I really like to learn about science
And I think killing frogs is fine
But my lab teacher crossed the line
When he gave us all sheep's eyeballs
I would never dissect a ewe
Believe me, I'd slice it if I wanted to
I already would've ripped its face in two
But that will never happen
Remember the time we saw the nitrogen cycle
A study of root nodules in legumes
With or without rhizobium?
Remember the time we studied h***logus chromosomes
DNA replication to induce symbiosis
Followed by the division of a cytoplasm?
'Cause I really like to learn about science
We opened up that pregnant cat
And the fetal pig was cooler than that
But some things are disgusting
I would never dissect a ewe
Believe me I'd incise it if I wanted to
I already would have turned its hooves to glue (You would have liked it)
But that will never happen
No amount of alcohol
Would sterilize it all
When I was five, I went to a petting zoo
And that sheep's face will haunt me
Sheep ghost, sheep ghost
Oooo, scary
Oooo, baaaaa
Oooo, sheep ghost will haunt you
Baaaaa
'Cause
I would never dissect a ewe
Believe me, I'd slice it if I wanted to
I already punched it in the face and asphyxiated with its own intestines and hung it from a basketball hoop to drain it
But that will never happen
Remember that time we were in biology class
We had to grow a plant to learn photosynthisis?
Let's do it again
Remember the time we learned C-H-and-H and C-double-O-O-H (CHH and COOH)
Are our carbohyrate dissolves faster than a lipase?
'Cause I really like to learn about science
And I think killing frogs is fine
But my lab teacher crossed the line
When he gave us all sheep's eyeballs
I would never dissect a ewe
Believe me, I'd slice it if I wanted to
I already would've ripped its face in two
But that will never happen
Remember the time we saw the nitrogen cycle
A study of root nodules in legumes
With or without rhizobium?
Remember the time we studied h***logus chromosomes
DNA replication to induce symbiosis
Followed by the division of a cytoplasm?
'Cause I really like to learn about science
We opened up that pregnant cat
And the fetal pig was cooler than that
But some things are disgusting
I would never dissect a ewe
Believe me I'd incise it if I wanted to
I already would have turned its hooves to glue (You would have liked it)
But that will never happen
No amount of alcohol
Would sterilize it all
When I was five, I went to a petting zoo
And that sheep's face will haunt me
Sheep ghost, sheep ghost
Oooo, scary
Oooo, baaaaa
Oooo, sheep ghost will haunt you
Baaaaa
'Cause
I would never dissect a ewe
Believe me, I'd slice it if I wanted to
I already punched it in the face and asphyxiated with its own intestines and hung it from a basketball hoop to drain it
But that will never happen