Got a man, call him my boyfriend
Think Im falling in love
Only man that gives me things
That I am worthy of
Hugs me and holds me, kisses my softly
Calls me back right away
Communicates his feelings to me
And cares what I have to say
He says: Baby I love you, baby I need you
Never gonna let you go
Writes me love notes, takes me shopping
And to Broadway shows
Talk to him like he is a girlfriend
Slumber party every night
Ive never been so happy before
Hes almost Mr. Right
But I think hes hot and I think hes sweet
And I think hes gay and I think hes neat
Okay okay said my boyfriends gay
But what does it matter anyway
He hasnt come out of the closet yet
Til then Ill take all I can get
He doesnt think I know but I know
I know Ive always known
He doesnt think it shows but it shows
For sure its always shown
You might think its a little sad
But hes the best lover that Ive ever had
At night when were lying in bed hes not hard
Its okay cause he gives me head
Like my mum always said it takes more
Than a pound to be good in bed
You dont know the meaning of rock your world
Til youve been with a guy who thinks like girl
He lies and says that hes on meds
Thats why hes never stiff
When I ask if hes not into me
He always says As if!
But the way he makes up for his shortcomings
Just could not be finer
Cause my new best friend is his tongue
And his is my v*****
He reappears from under the covers
Lookin like hes been to war
Hes drenched in sweat he catches his breathe
Then he heads back down for more
Afterwards hes never tired
He just wants to talk
And cuddle me until I sleep
Then he takes his dog for a walk
Someday hell come out and Ill be happy for him when he does
But I know Ill be sad and I'll be thinking of what was
Someday this fairy tale will come to an end
Cause his fairy tail will find a like minded friend
He doesnt think I know but I know
I know Ive always known
He doesnt think it shows but it shows
For sure its always shown
You dont need no penetration
When you got a good dose of overcompensation
At night when were lying in bed hes not hard
Its okay cause he gives me head
Like my mum always said it takes more
Than a pound to be good in bed
You dont know the meaning of slot machine
Til youve been with a king who thinks like a queen
I know it's not forever but that's okay
Cause I'm his girlfriend, and he's my gay!
Think Im falling in love
Only man that gives me things
That I am worthy of
Hugs me and holds me, kisses my softly
Calls me back right away
Communicates his feelings to me
And cares what I have to say
He says: Baby I love you, baby I need you
Never gonna let you go
Writes me love notes, takes me shopping
And to Broadway shows
Talk to him like he is a girlfriend
Slumber party every night
Ive never been so happy before
Hes almost Mr. Right
But I think hes hot and I think hes sweet
And I think hes gay and I think hes neat
Okay okay said my boyfriends gay
But what does it matter anyway
He hasnt come out of the closet yet
Til then Ill take all I can get
He doesnt think I know but I know
I know Ive always known
He doesnt think it shows but it shows
For sure its always shown
You might think its a little sad
But hes the best lover that Ive ever had
At night when were lying in bed hes not hard
Its okay cause he gives me head
Like my mum always said it takes more
Than a pound to be good in bed
You dont know the meaning of rock your world
Til youve been with a guy who thinks like girl
He lies and says that hes on meds
Thats why hes never stiff
When I ask if hes not into me
He always says As if!
But the way he makes up for his shortcomings
Just could not be finer
Cause my new best friend is his tongue
And his is my v*****
He reappears from under the covers
Lookin like hes been to war
Hes drenched in sweat he catches his breathe
Then he heads back down for more
Afterwards hes never tired
He just wants to talk
And cuddle me until I sleep
Then he takes his dog for a walk
Someday hell come out and Ill be happy for him when he does
But I know Ill be sad and I'll be thinking of what was
Someday this fairy tale will come to an end
Cause his fairy tail will find a like minded friend
He doesnt think I know but I know
I know Ive always known
He doesnt think it shows but it shows
For sure its always shown
You dont need no penetration
When you got a good dose of overcompensation
At night when were lying in bed hes not hard
Its okay cause he gives me head
Like my mum always said it takes more
Than a pound to be good in bed
You dont know the meaning of slot machine
Til youve been with a king who thinks like a queen
I know it's not forever but that's okay
Cause I'm his girlfriend, and he's my gay!