29 - For the first time in my life, I see it clearly
I realize the power of being a woman
Twenty nine years old and time's on my side
I'm in my prime, I've hit my stride
I got so much charisma, and so many options
It's nice to always have my pick
31 -There's nobody left, I'm all alone
29 - I'm at the top of my game
Possibilities are endless, and I just feel really pretty
I'm holding out for someone who meets my standards
Won't settle for anything less than perfect
I know what I want and I can have have it
I'm surrounded by love and peace
31 - There's nobody left, I'm all alone
Why did I wait, what's wrong with me?
In two short years, I'm gonna be 33
Who the hell who want me then, my ovaries are shrinking
I'm disgusting and everyone feels bad for me
And I never get invited to dinner parties anymore
29 - Things unfold when they're supposed to
Cause everything happens for a reason
It'll happen for me when I'm not even looking
He'll just appear and I'll just know
And he'll love me forever without any work
Who needs to try when things are meant to be
31 (29) -There's nobody left (I'm a catch just look at me)
I'm all alone (I'm smart and hot and have lots of interests)
You're such an idiot (The man of my dreams is definitely out there)
You think you're so special because people tell you that now (He's my future, he's the one, he was put on this Earth to make my life complete)
But that will stop and be replaced with looks of pity (The world is a buffet of love)
31 - Oh, what, you think biological reality doesn't apply to you
And your adorable cocoon of agelessness, well it does
While you're just waiting around and focusing on you
Guess what, you're gonna miss your window!
29 -Everything happens for a reason, you know I truly believe that
31 - Yeah you said that before
29 - Oh my God, it does so, everything happens for a reason
31 - What about the Haitian earthquake or cellulite on skinny woman
29 - Just say: Hey universe, I'm ready, it'll happen when you least expect it
31 - Well I don't expect it at all now, so I guess it's right around the corner
29 - Maybe you're putting the wrong vibe, maybe you're closed off to love
29 - Let me tell you a secret, it's call a secret
31 - Here's another secret, you're an a******
29 - Your negativity is self-fulfilling prophecy, the reason things go well for me is cause of positivity
31 - Well I'm positive fertility always begins to atrophy, when infantile fantasy eclipses true reality
29 - It never once occurred to me that things won't work out perfectly, when God closes a door you see, he opens a window
31 - You realize that's a smaller opening, right?
You used to be able to walk out a door
And now you have to climb out some slightly ajar window somewhere
Possibly falling like 8 stories to your death, that is not an upgrade
And you know what's else
31 (29) - here's nobody left (7 billion people on the planet)
I'm all alone (My options will never ever run out)
I hate you (I'm so happy, aren't you happy)
You're so stupid (I'm so happy)
29 (31) You can't love someone else 'till you love yourself x4 (AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!)
29 - Cause life is
(29-good)(31-over)
I realize the power of being a woman
Twenty nine years old and time's on my side
I'm in my prime, I've hit my stride
I got so much charisma, and so many options
It's nice to always have my pick
31 -There's nobody left, I'm all alone
29 - I'm at the top of my game
Possibilities are endless, and I just feel really pretty
I'm holding out for someone who meets my standards
Won't settle for anything less than perfect
I know what I want and I can have have it
I'm surrounded by love and peace
31 - There's nobody left, I'm all alone
Why did I wait, what's wrong with me?
In two short years, I'm gonna be 33
Who the hell who want me then, my ovaries are shrinking
I'm disgusting and everyone feels bad for me
And I never get invited to dinner parties anymore
29 - Things unfold when they're supposed to
Cause everything happens for a reason
It'll happen for me when I'm not even looking
He'll just appear and I'll just know
And he'll love me forever without any work
Who needs to try when things are meant to be
31 (29) -There's nobody left (I'm a catch just look at me)
I'm all alone (I'm smart and hot and have lots of interests)
You're such an idiot (The man of my dreams is definitely out there)
You think you're so special because people tell you that now (He's my future, he's the one, he was put on this Earth to make my life complete)
But that will stop and be replaced with looks of pity (The world is a buffet of love)
31 - Oh, what, you think biological reality doesn't apply to you
And your adorable cocoon of agelessness, well it does
While you're just waiting around and focusing on you
Guess what, you're gonna miss your window!
29 -Everything happens for a reason, you know I truly believe that
31 - Yeah you said that before
29 - Oh my God, it does so, everything happens for a reason
31 - What about the Haitian earthquake or cellulite on skinny woman
29 - Just say: Hey universe, I'm ready, it'll happen when you least expect it
31 - Well I don't expect it at all now, so I guess it's right around the corner
29 - Maybe you're putting the wrong vibe, maybe you're closed off to love
29 - Let me tell you a secret, it's call a secret
31 - Here's another secret, you're an a******
29 - Your negativity is self-fulfilling prophecy, the reason things go well for me is cause of positivity
31 - Well I'm positive fertility always begins to atrophy, when infantile fantasy eclipses true reality
29 - It never once occurred to me that things won't work out perfectly, when God closes a door you see, he opens a window
31 - You realize that's a smaller opening, right?
You used to be able to walk out a door
And now you have to climb out some slightly ajar window somewhere
Possibly falling like 8 stories to your death, that is not an upgrade
And you know what's else
31 (29) - here's nobody left (7 billion people on the planet)
I'm all alone (My options will never ever run out)
I hate you (I'm so happy, aren't you happy)
You're so stupid (I'm so happy)
29 (31) You can't love someone else 'till you love yourself x4 (AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!)
29 - Cause life is
(29-good)(31-over)