Pig Nick Lyrics

Dine with me
And come a little closer
Have a seat
Be my guest
Now take a guess
What we are having today
Don't think too long
You might be wrong
Why won't you eat with me?
Why won't you?
Why won't you?
Why won't you eat with me?
Pig nick
You ask me
What for I got these big eyes
You ask me
What for I got this big nose
Now take a guess
What for I got this huge mouth
Don't think too long
You might be dead and gone (Well done!)

Why won't you eat with me?
Why won't you?
Why won't you?
Why won't you eat with me?
Pig nick