Horsetown Lyrics

Chorus:

Welcome to Horsetown, here's a horse
Welcome to Horsetown
Welcome to Horsetown, here's a horse
Welcome to Horsetown
I had to go down to Horsetown to give a horse some candy
I had to go down to Horsetown to give a horse some oats
I gave a horse some candy, it ate it with its lips
It didn't touch my hands with its teeth
That's pretty cool

(Chorus)
I think I need a new saddle for this horse
This one doesn't have any buckles
It needs new straps (Some straps)
Gonna give a horse some eggs
I think he likes em
Put some eggs in with his candy (Some eggs)

(Chorus)
I think I'm getting a little light-headed
Think I need to crack into these eggs
Have a couple eggs, hang out here
It's pretty cool, I'm not trying to tease a horse
Just hungry, need some blood sugar
Maybe I'll have a candy
(Maybe you need some oats)
Mix it up with some oats, for cholesterol
That's a lot better
I'm feeling a lot better