As i closed the garden gate i was really in a state
suitcase in each hand and no transport
the taxi should have been there
he said he was on the way
i thought if he don`t hurry up i`ll miss me holiday
finally he turned up and i told him what i thought
then to my surprise he said sod it you can walk
i had to show a bit of leg cos time was running out an a geezer stopped and said hop in i can take you out to
Luton Airport
oooowe ooooo Luton Aiport (x3)
When we landed in Majorca i was much the worse for wear
but with those romantic nights ahead i really didn`t care
I checked in to the hotel it must have been four star all those dolly geezers in white suits liggin round the bar
i settled in quite nicely the sun was really strong
an there they where all pullin birds an i thought it won`t be long
sure enough he turns up thinkin he`s quite skiv you won`t believe it he`s the bloke who offered me a lift to
Luton Airport
Ooooowe ooooo Luton Airport (x3)
We had our little romance, we had our little fling
two weeks in Majorca an he wants to buy a ring
Then i thought he`d left me at the airport on me own but it turns out he`s the captain of the plane thats going out to
Luton Airport
oooowe ooooo Luton Airport (x3)
It`s alright being chatted up my heart it turns to jelly
They even think that i`m the girl, the one thats on the telly they say "Look in to my eyes darlin, are you from paradise?"
well i tell em don`t i "NO MATE, LUTON AIRPORT"
oooowe oooo Luton airport (repeat to fade)
suitcase in each hand and no transport
the taxi should have been there
he said he was on the way
i thought if he don`t hurry up i`ll miss me holiday
finally he turned up and i told him what i thought
then to my surprise he said sod it you can walk
i had to show a bit of leg cos time was running out an a geezer stopped and said hop in i can take you out to
Luton Airport
oooowe ooooo Luton Aiport (x3)
When we landed in Majorca i was much the worse for wear
but with those romantic nights ahead i really didn`t care
I checked in to the hotel it must have been four star all those dolly geezers in white suits liggin round the bar
i settled in quite nicely the sun was really strong
an there they where all pullin birds an i thought it won`t be long
sure enough he turns up thinkin he`s quite skiv you won`t believe it he`s the bloke who offered me a lift to
Luton Airport
Ooooowe ooooo Luton Airport (x3)
We had our little romance, we had our little fling
two weeks in Majorca an he wants to buy a ring
Then i thought he`d left me at the airport on me own but it turns out he`s the captain of the plane thats going out to
Luton Airport
oooowe ooooo Luton Airport (x3)
It`s alright being chatted up my heart it turns to jelly
They even think that i`m the girl, the one thats on the telly they say "Look in to my eyes darlin, are you from paradise?"
well i tell em don`t i "NO MATE, LUTON AIRPORT"
oooowe oooo Luton airport (repeat to fade)