Get crunk, get drunk, get f***** up
Throw your hands in the air, that's whats up
Now pass me the forty girl
I need to get drunk before it's over girl
So don't you take this drink from me
I will knock you down on your knees
And make you lick my p****
Up and down, up and down
Up and down, back and forth
I'm making you my w****
Up and down, back and forth
Girl you will be my w****
I'm so f***** up
I'm so blah, blah, blah, blah
What the f***
I'm so f***** up
Girl I'm too drunk to drive.
Will you take me home tonight.
You can be my sugar dumpling m***in baby punkin pie!
So look into my eyes.
Do you really think I lie.
Girl I'm not kidding when I say I need a f****** ride!!!
Drink up, drunk s***, you catch up.
I'm too f***** up to stand up.
I don't drink to impress myself.
I drink to wake up in your girlfriends house.
And when I wake up in her bed.
I tell that b**** to give me head.
I make her lick my p**** up and down, up and down...
Up and down, back and forth.
I'm making you my w****.
Up and down, back and forth.
Girl you will be my w****.
I'm so f***** up
I'm so blah, blah, blah, blah
What the f***
I'm so f***** up
Girl I'm too drunk to drive.
Will you take me home tonight.
You can be my sugar dumpling m***in baby punkin pie!
So look into my eyes.
Do you really think I lie.
Girl I'm not kidding when I say I need a f****** ride!!!
Girl, you know me, I won't cheat.
I will never f*** your friends.
You and me, we can be
Lovers 'til the very end (f*** that ha ha)
Girl I'm too drunk to drive.
Will you take me home tonight.
You can be my sugar dumpling m***in baby punkin pie!
So look into my eyes.
Do you really think I lie.
Girl I'm not kidding when I say I need a f****** ride!!!
Why don't you take me away [x3]
I don't want to leave without you
Continued [x4]
Throw your hands in the air, that's whats up
Now pass me the forty girl
I need to get drunk before it's over girl
So don't you take this drink from me
I will knock you down on your knees
And make you lick my p****
Up and down, up and down
Up and down, back and forth
I'm making you my w****
Up and down, back and forth
Girl you will be my w****
I'm so f***** up
I'm so blah, blah, blah, blah
What the f***
I'm so f***** up
Girl I'm too drunk to drive.
Will you take me home tonight.
You can be my sugar dumpling m***in baby punkin pie!
So look into my eyes.
Do you really think I lie.
Girl I'm not kidding when I say I need a f****** ride!!!
Drink up, drunk s***, you catch up.
I'm too f***** up to stand up.
I don't drink to impress myself.
I drink to wake up in your girlfriends house.
And when I wake up in her bed.
I tell that b**** to give me head.
I make her lick my p**** up and down, up and down...
Up and down, back and forth.
I'm making you my w****.
Up and down, back and forth.
Girl you will be my w****.
I'm so f***** up
I'm so blah, blah, blah, blah
What the f***
I'm so f***** up
Girl I'm too drunk to drive.
Will you take me home tonight.
You can be my sugar dumpling m***in baby punkin pie!
So look into my eyes.
Do you really think I lie.
Girl I'm not kidding when I say I need a f****** ride!!!
Girl, you know me, I won't cheat.
I will never f*** your friends.
You and me, we can be
Lovers 'til the very end (f*** that ha ha)
Girl I'm too drunk to drive.
Will you take me home tonight.
You can be my sugar dumpling m***in baby punkin pie!
So look into my eyes.
Do you really think I lie.
Girl I'm not kidding when I say I need a f****** ride!!!
Why don't you take me away [x3]
I don't want to leave without you
Continued [x4]