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White Trash Christmas
(2002)
Aquaclaus
What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells?
Osama Got Run Over by a Reindeer
White Trash Christmas
The Little Hooters Girl
Be Claus I Got High
Not So Silent Night
Me and Mrs. Claus
Have Yourself an Ozzy Little Christmas
Merry Christmas Allah
Shoppin' Around for a Christmas Tree
I'll Be Stoned for Christmas
Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire
(2000)
The Twisted Chipmunk Song
Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire
The Angel
Who Put the Stump?
Decorations
Carol of the Bartenders
Christmas Party Song
Christmas Money (That's What I Want)
Pokemon
Goin' Up to Bethlehem
Homeless on the Holidays
He's So Jolly
Flu Ride
Santa Claus Is Foolin' Around
Stumpmaster Remix
More Twisted Christmas
(1997)
It's the Most Fattening Time of the Year
Toy Sack
Police Stop My Car
Sled Zeppelin
Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow!
There's a Santa Who Looks a Lot Like Elvis
Jesus's Birthday
All You Need Is Elves
Hey You! Get Off My House
Holidaze (S'Cuse Me, I've Got Gifts to Buy)
Rummy Rocker Boy
Twisted Tunes Seattle
(1996)
Spotted Owl Song
Courtney Love Stinks
Californian's Leavin'
Denny Way
They Call Him Vedder
Them Beans
West Seattle Girls
Governor Lowry
Lou Piniella
Fastballs
Reignman
Seahawk Fan
Highway to Bellevue
Stuffy Old Medina
Sea Lion Eats Tonight
I Am Santa Claus
(1993)
There's Another Santa Claus
Walkin 'Round in Women's Underwear
I Am Santa Claus
Manger 6
O Little Town of Bethlehem
I Came Upon a Roadkill Deer
Teddy the Red-Nosed Senator
Grahbe Yahbalz
A Letter to Santa
Jingle Hells Bells
The Kids
The Magical Kingdom of Claus
The "What's It to Ya" Chorus
Didn't I Get This Last Year?
The Under Tree World of Jacques Cousteau
O Christmas Tree
Twisted Tunes Classics
(1993)
Clean the Aquarium
Inflatable Woman
Honda Accord
People Get Famous
Rap's Not Even Music
Protection
Whiny Sappy People
Back in a U.S. Made Car
Roseanne
Who Blew That Smell
Burgers on the Grill
Burned on the Bar-B-Q
Princess Di
Clean the Catbox
Martina Navratilova
Twisted Christmas
(1987)
The Twelve Pains of Christmas
The Chimney Song
We Wish You Weren't Living With Us
Wreck the Malls
A Visit From St. Nicholson
O Come All Ye Grateful Dead-Heads
I'm Dressin' Up Like Santa (When I Get Out on Parole)
The Restroom Door Said, "Gentlemen"
Foreigners
Joy to the World
A Message From the King
12 Pains of Christmas
50 Plates to Feed My Brother
50 Ways to Eat Your Lover
Ally McBeal
American Pie Eulogy
As Beers Go By
Beat Up Old Jetliner
Bin Laden & The Jets
Bobbit Song My Ding-A-Ling.
Bought It Up
Bowel Moves
Burning Down The Church
By the Time I Get the Meat Axe
Caught Me One Handed
Chat Room
Cheney's Got a Gun
Cows With Guns
Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
Doin' It Doggystyle
Downtown in the 90's
Drivers on the Phone
Elmo's Got a Gun
Fart in an Elevator
For Those Who Bombed Iraq
Freeballin'
Frosty the Pervert
Getting Fatter All the Time
Ghosts in White Linen
Gilligans Island
Grandpa Got Run Over by Beer Truck
Hark! The Hair
Heavin' On a Jet Plane
Hello, I Love You (Let's Get Tested)
Hello, I Love You (Let's Get Tested for AIDS)
Hey You! Get Off of My House
How It Feels (To Be Old)
I Can't Drive (I'm 65)
I Can't Ski Babe
I Fought The Lawn
I'm a Weight Watcher
I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus
I Saw Her Leaning There
I Used to Rock & Roll All Night
I Want a Blow-Up Doll for Christmas
I Want My MP3
Kill the Wabbit
Leroy the Redneck Reindeer
Little Hummer Girl
Magic Comet Ride
Marijuanaville
Media Killed The Royalty Star
Middle Age Waistline
Minimum Wage
Mr. Magoo
Officer Fuhrman
OJ's Trial Thing
Oops I Farted Again
Pick My Nose Again
Please Don't Shoot Me, Mr. Postman
Please Don't Shoot Mr. Postman
Plo's & Israeli's
P.M.S.
Pumpkins to Toss About
Read It in the Tabloids
Rusty Chevrolet
School's Out of Ammo
Spinning Reel
Strawberry Rehabs Forever
Take a Whack on the U.S. Side
The 12 Pains of Christmas
The Day My Lemon Died
The Devil Went Down to Jamaica
Three Inch Tool
Tight Christmas
Twelve Pains of Christmas
We Buy The Tampons
What an Ugly Man He Was
What If God Smoked Cannabis?
When a Man Loves a Chicken
Will They Stay or Will They Go
Windows 95 Sucks
With Legs Wide Open
Wonderbra
Wrong Foot Amputated
You Chesty Thing
You Don't Smell Like Flowers
Popular
50 Plates to Feed My Brother
American Pie Eulogy
Be Claus I Got High
Bought It Up
Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire
Didn't I Get This Last Year?
Dirty Deeds Done With Sheep
I Am Santa Claus
I Fought The Lawn
Osama Got Run Over by a Reindeer
P.M.S.
The Chimney Song
The Restroom Door Said, "Gentlemen"
The Twelve Pains of Christmas
The Twisted Chipmunk Song
We Wish You Weren't Living With Us
What If Eminem Did Jingle Bells?
What If God Smoked Cannabis?
When a Man Loves a Chicken