I Know a Girl Lyrics

Velma.
Can you imagine?
I mean, can you imagine?
Do you believe it?
I mean , do you believe it?
I know a girl
A girl who lands on top
You could put her face into a pail of slop
And she'd come up smelling like a rose
How she does it, heaven knows?.

Reporter.
Hold on everybody, she's comin' out now.
Well, doc, is she or isn't she?

Velma.
She is

Reporter.
She is!!!

Velma. (sung.)

I know a girl
A girl with so much luck
She could get run over by a ten-ton truck
Then brush herself off and walk away
How she does it, couldn't say?

Billy. (spoken.)
Doc, would you swear to that statemen in court?.

Doctor.
Yes
Billy.
Good. . . uh. . . b***on your fly

Velma. (sung.)
Whilst I
On the other hand
Pur my face in a pail of slop
And I would smell like a pail of slop

I... On the other hand
Get run over by a truck
And I am deader that a duck

I know a girl
Who tells so many lies?
Anything that's true
Would truly cross her eyes?
But what that mouse is selling
The whole world buts
And nobody smells a rat.

Roxie. (spoken.)
Please, ladies and gentlemen of the Press
leave the two of us alone so we can rest.
Velma (spoken.)
The two of us??

Velma (sung.)
Can you imagine?
I mean, can you imagine?

Reporter. (spoken.)
Could I have one last picture please?

Roxie (spoken.)
Oh! sure anything for the press.

Velma (sung.)
Do you belive it?
I mean do you belive it?

Roxie.
My dear little baby

Velma (sung, mocking Roxie)
My dear little baby

Roxie.
My sweet little baby

Velma.
My sweet little . . . baby....