I guess I lied to you when I told you I like baseball
It's not so much the game I like it's the hats
See this white band around my neck? It's nice!
It's not just fashion
Hartz made it to protect me from ticks fleas and gnats
I couldn't care less what's in a chocolate mousse
I couldn't care less what are the five fruits in five alive juice
I couldn't care less how old are Ernie and Bert
I couldn't care less what's under KD Lang's skirt
s***gy said to Velma, "Hey now Velma how you doing?"
And Velma said "Jinkies s*** I'm just fine."
Then Daphne said to Fred "Hey let's get drunk down in the forest"
And all night Fred was yakking up red wine
I couldn't care less why was Fonzie cool
I couldn't care less how sweat hogs do in school
I couldn't care less how do they fill the Caramilk bar
I couldn't care less my car says "the door, is ajar."
I couldn't care less what's in a chocolate mousse
I couldn't care less what are the five fruits in five alive juice
I couldn't care less how old are Ernie and Bert
I couldn't care less what's under KD Lang's skirt
I wish I had a nickname like Crusher, Snake or Kenneth
Cause guys with nicknames always get the gals
When I grow up I'll name my children Alice Albert and Alfred
I'll call them for supper like this, "Dinner's ready, Al!"
I couldn't care less what Morton Downey says
I couldn't care less what's on the head of my Pez
I couldn't care less do Zoodles need a trained zookeeper?
I couldn't care less why's the Super Big Gulp cheaper
No really, that's ridiculous
I couldn't care less what's in a chocolate mousse
It?s ground up antlers
I couldn't care less what are the five fruits in five alive juice
Apples, cheese, broccoli
I couldn't care less how old are Ernie and Bert
Their like fourty or something
I couldn't care less what's under KD Lang's skirt
It's not so much the game I like it's the hats
See this white band around my neck? It's nice!
It's not just fashion
Hartz made it to protect me from ticks fleas and gnats
I couldn't care less what's in a chocolate mousse
I couldn't care less what are the five fruits in five alive juice
I couldn't care less how old are Ernie and Bert
I couldn't care less what's under KD Lang's skirt
s***gy said to Velma, "Hey now Velma how you doing?"
And Velma said "Jinkies s*** I'm just fine."
Then Daphne said to Fred "Hey let's get drunk down in the forest"
And all night Fred was yakking up red wine
I couldn't care less why was Fonzie cool
I couldn't care less how sweat hogs do in school
I couldn't care less how do they fill the Caramilk bar
I couldn't care less my car says "the door, is ajar."
I couldn't care less what's in a chocolate mousse
I couldn't care less what are the five fruits in five alive juice
I couldn't care less how old are Ernie and Bert
I couldn't care less what's under KD Lang's skirt
I wish I had a nickname like Crusher, Snake or Kenneth
Cause guys with nicknames always get the gals
When I grow up I'll name my children Alice Albert and Alfred
I'll call them for supper like this, "Dinner's ready, Al!"
I couldn't care less what Morton Downey says
I couldn't care less what's on the head of my Pez
I couldn't care less do Zoodles need a trained zookeeper?
I couldn't care less why's the Super Big Gulp cheaper
No really, that's ridiculous
I couldn't care less what's in a chocolate mousse
It?s ground up antlers
I couldn't care less what are the five fruits in five alive juice
Apples, cheese, broccoli
I couldn't care less how old are Ernie and Bert
Their like fourty or something
I couldn't care less what's under KD Lang's skirt