Jump Down, Spin Around (Pick a Dress o' Cotton) Lyrics

(Parody of "Jump Down, Spin Around (Pick A Bale O' Cotton)")

Gotta jump down, spin around,
And pick a dress of cotton,
Gotta jump down, spin around,
And pick a dress of wool.
Gotta jump down, spin around,
And pick a dress of cotton,
Gotta jump down, spin around,
Pick a dress of wool.

Jump down, spin around,
And pick a dress of cotton,
Gotta Jump down, spin around,
And pick a dress of wool.

Gotta jump down, spin around,
And pick a dress of cotton,
Gotta jump down, spin around,
Pick a dress of wool.

Grab those bargains off those racks
Who needs Bergdorf, who needs Saks

Gotta jump down, spin around,
Save a dollar-eighty,
Gotta jump down, spin around,
Save a lotta dough.

Gotta get yourself a bargain.
Gotta jump down, spin around,
Save a dollar-eighty,
Gotta jump down, spin around,
Save a lotta dough.

Here's what I've been searching for
A genuine copy of a fake Dior
Gotta jump down -
Take it off a rack
Gotta jump down, spin around,
Try it on your back.

Gotta jump down -
Take it off a rack,
Gotta jump down, spin around,
Try it on your back.

Gotta take it off a rack-
Gotta spin around, spin around,
Jump down-

Gotta jump down, spin around,
Take it off a rack,
Gotta jump down, spin around,
Try it on your back.

Here's a size 8 I could fix
Gotta let it out to 46

-Repeat first chorus 2x-

Little Shirley jumped down!
Took one off a hanger
Little Rose jumped down!
Grabbed it away.
Little Shirley jumped down
Little Rose jumped down
Gotta take it off a hanger
Gotta jump down
Take it off a hanger
Gotta jump down
Grab it right away
Gotta jump down-
Spin around-
Take it off a hanger
Gotta jump down, spin around,
Grab it right away.

See how this one looks on me
Just like Jackie Kennedy.
It does?

-Repeat first chorus 2x-

Oh pick a dress of cotton
Oh pick a dress of wool
Oh what a sale of clothes
Oh that's the way it goes
Oh jump down, spin around, spin around, spin around,
Spin around, spin around, spin around

-Repeat first chorus 2x-