You know how it goes on Satdee night!?
Yer drinks are flowing fine!
Pork scratchings, Mild, a Pickled Egg!
'fore landlord shouts for time!
(TIME!)
Let's get these drunks and head for home!
Jeans lost control of her knees!
And as I get to th' ruddy door!
I realise, I've lost me keys!
Oh...!!!
There's a famous phrase in Lancashire,
That you can sing wi' me!
It isn't hard to learn at all,
And when you do you'll see!
Three simple words to say out loud,
Before you head for home!
Keys, Wallet, Phone!
A restaurant, the perfect place fer me to treat the wife,
You choose the wine, I'm havin' Stout!
'Garcon I've dropped me knife!'
And after four chocolate mints,
I say 'no, I'm paying for it!'
Then I go and realise,
No I'm not!...
'Cos I've lost me wallet!
Oh...!!!
There's a famous phrase in Lancashire,
That you can sing wi' me!
It isn't hard to learn at all,
And when you do you'll see!
Three simple words to say out loud,
Before you head for home!
Keys, Wallet, Phone!
The holidays are here again,
Hook caravan up t'car!
I've got a pitch in Skeggy, me!
It isn't very far!
And I'd have to set out long ago
Look at traffic , if only I'd known
Now cars broke down, ring th'RAC!
Nope!
I've lost me phone!
Ohhhhh!
There's a famous phrase in Lancashire,
That you can sing wi' me!
It isn't hard to learn at all,
And when you do you'll see!
Three simple words to say out loud,
Before you head for home!
Keys, Wallet, Phone!!!
Yer drinks are flowing fine!
Pork scratchings, Mild, a Pickled Egg!
'fore landlord shouts for time!
(TIME!)
Let's get these drunks and head for home!
Jeans lost control of her knees!
And as I get to th' ruddy door!
I realise, I've lost me keys!
Oh...!!!
There's a famous phrase in Lancashire,
That you can sing wi' me!
It isn't hard to learn at all,
And when you do you'll see!
Three simple words to say out loud,
Before you head for home!
Keys, Wallet, Phone!
A restaurant, the perfect place fer me to treat the wife,
You choose the wine, I'm havin' Stout!
'Garcon I've dropped me knife!'
And after four chocolate mints,
I say 'no, I'm paying for it!'
Then I go and realise,
No I'm not!...
'Cos I've lost me wallet!
Oh...!!!
There's a famous phrase in Lancashire,
That you can sing wi' me!
It isn't hard to learn at all,
And when you do you'll see!
Three simple words to say out loud,
Before you head for home!
Keys, Wallet, Phone!
The holidays are here again,
Hook caravan up t'car!
I've got a pitch in Skeggy, me!
It isn't very far!
And I'd have to set out long ago
Look at traffic , if only I'd known
Now cars broke down, ring th'RAC!
Nope!
I've lost me phone!
Ohhhhh!
There's a famous phrase in Lancashire,
That you can sing wi' me!
It isn't hard to learn at all,
And when you do you'll see!
Three simple words to say out loud,
Before you head for home!
Keys, Wallet, Phone!!!