Have you ever stopped to wonder, when you are walking down the aisle?
In the high street, at your favourite shop!
At the way, that every two weeks or so,
More prices have started to drop!?
"BIG SAVINGS HERE!", "HALF-PRICE!" there!
On loads of things, that nobody will need!
But my favourite sticker, could not've come quicker!
Yes! It's "BUY ONE GET ONE FREE"!!!
Oohh! Full fat yoghurt in your basket!
Kitty-Kat litter in your basket!
Oh you don't need 'em, but you got to buy 'em!
Can't you see?
'Cos they're "BUY ONE GET ONE FREE"!!!
So you got a lot a load of BOGOFF's, and yer take 'em t'till!
Fifty percent of it is free!
You've got more tins of beans, than you've got cupboards f'fill!
You can't wait to see how much that it'll be!
But you can't scrimp on items like, Brown Sauce and BOOZE!
It's "Quality!", not "Quantity!" you need!
And they've pushed up the price, of the things that are nice!
The receipt makes a TERRIFYING READ!!!
(WHAT YOU NEED IS!)
Full fat yoghurt in your basket!
Kitty-Kat litter in your basket!
Oh you don't need 'em, but you got to buy 'em!
Can't you see?
'Cos they're "BUY ONE GET ONE FREE"!!!
There's a lesson to be learned, here's advice that is handy!
When using, a retail boutique!
Gonna get thissen t'Morrissons at Thandy!
If it's value for money, that you seek!
But in order, fill yer basket on yer scooter!
There's only one thing, that yer can dee!
Say it LOUD! Say it PROUD!
Every week I AVOWED!!!
To "BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE"!!!
(ALL TOGETHER NOW!!)
Full fat yoghurt in your basket!
Kitty-Kat litter in your basket!
Oh you don't need 'em, but you got to buy 'em!
Can't you see?
'Cos they're "BUY ONE GET ONE FREE"!!!
Oohh! Full fat yoghurt in your basket!
Kitty-Kat litter in your basket!
Oh you don't need 'em, but you got to buy 'em!
Can't you see?
'Cos they're "BUY ONE GET ONE FREE"!!!
In the high street, at your favourite shop!
At the way, that every two weeks or so,
More prices have started to drop!?
"BIG SAVINGS HERE!", "HALF-PRICE!" there!
On loads of things, that nobody will need!
But my favourite sticker, could not've come quicker!
Yes! It's "BUY ONE GET ONE FREE"!!!
Oohh! Full fat yoghurt in your basket!
Kitty-Kat litter in your basket!
Oh you don't need 'em, but you got to buy 'em!
Can't you see?
'Cos they're "BUY ONE GET ONE FREE"!!!
So you got a lot a load of BOGOFF's, and yer take 'em t'till!
Fifty percent of it is free!
You've got more tins of beans, than you've got cupboards f'fill!
You can't wait to see how much that it'll be!
But you can't scrimp on items like, Brown Sauce and BOOZE!
It's "Quality!", not "Quantity!" you need!
And they've pushed up the price, of the things that are nice!
The receipt makes a TERRIFYING READ!!!
(WHAT YOU NEED IS!)
Full fat yoghurt in your basket!
Kitty-Kat litter in your basket!
Oh you don't need 'em, but you got to buy 'em!
Can't you see?
'Cos they're "BUY ONE GET ONE FREE"!!!
There's a lesson to be learned, here's advice that is handy!
When using, a retail boutique!
Gonna get thissen t'Morrissons at Thandy!
If it's value for money, that you seek!
But in order, fill yer basket on yer scooter!
There's only one thing, that yer can dee!
Say it LOUD! Say it PROUD!
Every week I AVOWED!!!
To "BUY ONE, GET ONE FREE"!!!
(ALL TOGETHER NOW!!)
Full fat yoghurt in your basket!
Kitty-Kat litter in your basket!
Oh you don't need 'em, but you got to buy 'em!
Can't you see?
'Cos they're "BUY ONE GET ONE FREE"!!!
Oohh! Full fat yoghurt in your basket!
Kitty-Kat litter in your basket!
Oh you don't need 'em, but you got to buy 'em!
Can't you see?
'Cos they're "BUY ONE GET ONE FREE"!!!