Welcome to this farce they call me Irvin S.
Consider me god or at least the best of the best
You know youll come to love my f**gy a** ways
Praying that Ill sleep with you just like I was a craze
But I aint a f****** fad or a m****h f***** trend
Im just the f****** b**** who will be here in the end
When the world goes to pieces and the roaches all be eatin
All the rich peoples feces like delectable delicious
Just like that b**** who picked a fight and thought I couldnt take it
Sure I ran out that door but I get a bigger paycheck
Highest paid w**** in a s***** a** town
Just shake my a** like I was a f***** party clown
Beggin to kiss it with too lips and a tongue
A rim job for lovers with a smoke filled lung
Tongue and lung ugh, that rhyme is horrible
So no one cares Im far too adorable
Im no b**** call me master
Place tongue here to move me faster
Im not always nice sometimes Im a b******
But suck it up boys Im your master
Riddle me this, Riddle me that
Does it bother you to know I could scream just that?
And you wont know the difference.
As well as a million other b******.
Going uh err whats he saying? Oh he must just be playin.
I'm sure he's not out gayin', just like he's always claimin'
I aint jokin b**** youre all f***** dumb
You should be suckin me not suckin your thumb
Just ask my boy A-C hell say Im great in bed
Best s** hes ever had, not to mention all the head
You can call me a w**** and then push me too the floor
Say Im a f***** bore but Ill still come back for more
Cause I dont know when to stop and I dont wait my turn
Ill break your f***** teeth and then laugh as you burn
Now dont think Im an a****** because that s*** aint true
Im just always right and 10 times smarter then you
Im no b**** call me master
Place tongue here to move me faster
Im not always nice sometimes Im a b******
But suck it up boys Im your master
Now youre going all around thinking I am special
The only flamboyant rapper to hit the stage and hustle
But Jeffree has been doin this s*** long before me
Star turnin me on sayin Sit on my face daddy
And all you b****** comin to my shows
All you actin like you hos
Going f***** mad cause Im crazily spastic
But yall know Im only sarcastically fantastic
Now Im nothing real and Im far too fake for you
If I was a president Id be Georgie Dubbayu
With those big bouncing b***ies and a** that just wont quit
Im a sucking d*** machine that takes coins and never spits
Ill suck a w*** just like it holds the answer to my needs
If d***s were joints Id be so high Id be gettin nose bleeds
Now you must be sick of this because I am sick of you
Carving f****** cows out of gold thats all you do
Just once I want a b**** to pin me down smack me across the face and yell f*** me you Worthless f**
Thats so hot!
I know, dont cha just wanna have my abortion?
Consider me god or at least the best of the best
You know youll come to love my f**gy a** ways
Praying that Ill sleep with you just like I was a craze
But I aint a f****** fad or a m****h f***** trend
Im just the f****** b**** who will be here in the end
When the world goes to pieces and the roaches all be eatin
All the rich peoples feces like delectable delicious
Just like that b**** who picked a fight and thought I couldnt take it
Sure I ran out that door but I get a bigger paycheck
Highest paid w**** in a s***** a** town
Just shake my a** like I was a f***** party clown
Beggin to kiss it with too lips and a tongue
A rim job for lovers with a smoke filled lung
Tongue and lung ugh, that rhyme is horrible
So no one cares Im far too adorable
Im no b**** call me master
Place tongue here to move me faster
Im not always nice sometimes Im a b******
But suck it up boys Im your master
Riddle me this, Riddle me that
Does it bother you to know I could scream just that?
And you wont know the difference.
As well as a million other b******.
Going uh err whats he saying? Oh he must just be playin.
I'm sure he's not out gayin', just like he's always claimin'
I aint jokin b**** youre all f***** dumb
You should be suckin me not suckin your thumb
Just ask my boy A-C hell say Im great in bed
Best s** hes ever had, not to mention all the head
You can call me a w**** and then push me too the floor
Say Im a f***** bore but Ill still come back for more
Cause I dont know when to stop and I dont wait my turn
Ill break your f***** teeth and then laugh as you burn
Now dont think Im an a****** because that s*** aint true
Im just always right and 10 times smarter then you
Im no b**** call me master
Place tongue here to move me faster
Im not always nice sometimes Im a b******
But suck it up boys Im your master
Now youre going all around thinking I am special
The only flamboyant rapper to hit the stage and hustle
But Jeffree has been doin this s*** long before me
Star turnin me on sayin Sit on my face daddy
And all you b****** comin to my shows
All you actin like you hos
Going f***** mad cause Im crazily spastic
But yall know Im only sarcastically fantastic
Now Im nothing real and Im far too fake for you
If I was a president Id be Georgie Dubbayu
With those big bouncing b***ies and a** that just wont quit
Im a sucking d*** machine that takes coins and never spits
Ill suck a w*** just like it holds the answer to my needs
If d***s were joints Id be so high Id be gettin nose bleeds
Now you must be sick of this because I am sick of you
Carving f****** cows out of gold thats all you do
Just once I want a b**** to pin me down smack me across the face and yell f*** me you Worthless f**
Thats so hot!
I know, dont cha just wanna have my abortion?