(Okay, Pete, fill it up. I'm gonna soak my head under
your hose.)
(Ahh, this is the nearest thing to a bath I've had in
a week!)
Yeah, I f*****' noticed! What the f*** are you
hauling, a**breath?
(Apples.)
How's your f*****' f***** up (ramano?), Paul?...
(He's asleep in the cab.)
Every time you pull in here he's f*****' asleep.
What is he, a f*****' p****cat?
(He drives as much as I do.
You run your station, we'll take care of our rig.)
Okay, I was just f*****' wonderin!
Hold your f*****' horses, eh? I didn't ask you for
alladat!
(I checked the tires and oil, nevermind them. How much
gas?)
70 gallons? That's f*****' highway robbery.
(Whatever it is, I'll have to get you on the way
back.)
What'd you say? You're gonna f*** me from the back?
(I said I can't pay you til I deliver this load.)
Why didn't you f***** tell me before that you had to
stop and take a s***?
(You wouldn't have given me the gas.)
I'LL say I wouldn't!
I would f***** notion to siphon it out.....I'll SUCK
it!
(You wouldn't do that, Pete.)
Hey, you know you get your a** every time.
(Relax, I wouldn't jip you. You know I'm honest.)
All you mother-truckers are honest and always f*****'
broke.
(Relax, I told you.)
Sure, I'll f*****' relax.
And the next thing you know, a man'll be suckin my
d***!
(Uh-uh. Ohhh no. Not MY truck.)
Hey, s*** happens.
And, then you're out of business, and I'm, outta my
d***!
(Don't worry about me and the installment man.
He's gotta CATCH me first.)
That shouldn't be too f*****' tough. You always give
him the shaft!
(Heh, he's had three months to try!)
Get it f*****' right this time, stupid a** (lamer?)
[Chorus x6]
It's all in you mind....every time (It's ALL in you
mind)
It's all in you mind....every time (It's ALL in you
mind)
Here we go......ready.....and....
One, two, three, four, five, six.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
Remember, the "four, five, six" is in place.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
Now let's do the girls' part. Girls, up....feet
together...
Starting with the right foot....
Step to the side about six inches with the right foot,
here we go...
One last question which is very important.
How does psychoanalysis do this?
(By probing the unconscious.)
What is the unconscious?
[Chorus x4]
your hose.)
(Ahh, this is the nearest thing to a bath I've had in
a week!)
Yeah, I f*****' noticed! What the f*** are you
hauling, a**breath?
(Apples.)
How's your f*****' f***** up (ramano?), Paul?...
(He's asleep in the cab.)
Every time you pull in here he's f*****' asleep.
What is he, a f*****' p****cat?
(He drives as much as I do.
You run your station, we'll take care of our rig.)
Okay, I was just f*****' wonderin!
Hold your f*****' horses, eh? I didn't ask you for
alladat!
(I checked the tires and oil, nevermind them. How much
gas?)
70 gallons? That's f*****' highway robbery.
(Whatever it is, I'll have to get you on the way
back.)
What'd you say? You're gonna f*** me from the back?
(I said I can't pay you til I deliver this load.)
Why didn't you f***** tell me before that you had to
stop and take a s***?
(You wouldn't have given me the gas.)
I'LL say I wouldn't!
I would f***** notion to siphon it out.....I'll SUCK
it!
(You wouldn't do that, Pete.)
Hey, you know you get your a** every time.
(Relax, I wouldn't jip you. You know I'm honest.)
All you mother-truckers are honest and always f*****'
broke.
(Relax, I told you.)
Sure, I'll f*****' relax.
And the next thing you know, a man'll be suckin my
d***!
(Uh-uh. Ohhh no. Not MY truck.)
Hey, s*** happens.
And, then you're out of business, and I'm, outta my
d***!
(Don't worry about me and the installment man.
He's gotta CATCH me first.)
That shouldn't be too f*****' tough. You always give
him the shaft!
(Heh, he's had three months to try!)
Get it f*****' right this time, stupid a** (lamer?)
[Chorus x6]
It's all in you mind....every time (It's ALL in you
mind)
It's all in you mind....every time (It's ALL in you
mind)
Here we go......ready.....and....
One, two, three, four, five, six.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
Remember, the "four, five, six" is in place.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
One, two, three, four, five, six.
Now let's do the girls' part. Girls, up....feet
together...
Starting with the right foot....
Step to the side about six inches with the right foot,
here we go...
One last question which is very important.
How does psychoanalysis do this?
(By probing the unconscious.)
What is the unconscious?
[Chorus x4]