Too Old to Cut the Mustard Lyrics

BOTH:
Too old, too old
He's too old to cut the mustard anymore
He's a-gettin' too old, too old
He's too old to cut the mustard anymore
DIETRICH:
Once I kissed a millionaire
Ran my fingers through his hair
The whole thing turned out pretty grim
'Cause none of his hair belonged to him

BOTH:
Too old, too old
He's too old to cut the mustard anymore
He's a-gettin' too old, too old
He's too old to cut the mustard anymore

CLOONEY:
A gent I know with a big sedan
Swore he was an army man
Then he got dressed up, fit to kill
In the uniform he wore at the Bunker Hill
BOTH:
Too old, too old
He's too old to cut the mustard anymore
He's a-gettin' too old, too old
He's too old to cut the mustard anymore

DIETRICH:
I entertained an actor I know
The moon was high and the lights were low
He said I'd like to play the scene
But it's time to drink my Ovaltine

BOTH:
Too old, too old
He's too old to cut the mustard anymore
He's a-gettin' too old, too old
He's too old to cut the mustard anymore
CLOONEY:
It seems that every man you meet
Wants to sweep you off his feet

DIETRICH:
Gals, before you do submit
Make him show his birth certificate

BOTH:
Too old, too old
He's too old to cut the mustard anymore
He's a-gettin' too old, too old
He's too old to cut the mustard anymore