Nerdfighteria Island Lyrics

I wake up in my racecar bed,
Tame the puff that's on my head,
My feet are cold as they hit the floor,
I don't think I'm home anymore.
John shouts, "Hank, I don't mean to scare ya,
But I think we woke up in Nerdfighteria.
Settle down now, clear the area,
Then look out the window."

Cause I don't know what it is that I can see.
This place is like the internet, but it's all in 3-D.

There is no place I'd rather be
Than living with my nerdy friends
Making videos happily
On Nerdfighteria Island.

Dressing up like I did in highschool,
Taking s**y photographs,
Talking of women who like men
And giraffes who like giraffes.
Let's go down to nerdfighteria city,
Where the roads are paved with Peeps,
And everyone is witty,
And there are no perverted creeps.

Cause I don't know what it is that I can see.
This place is like the internet, but it's all in 3-D.
There is nothing that I'd rather eat,
Than foods that perfectly blend,
God, I love smoothies made of meat
On Nerdfighteria Island.

There's certain rules you should obey,
Like don't ever FTBA,
And now I come to think of it,
Let's take the worldsuck down a bit.

We don't care one iota,
About Winner, South Dakota,
Now we've got our awesome island,
With awesome seas and awesome awesome.