Jailhouse Rap Lyrics

In Jail

In jail
Unh-unh...

Unh-unh...

In jail, in jail, without no bail

In jail, we're in jail because we failed

In jail, in jail, without no bail

In jail, we're in jail because we failed

Now there was just one day

That I will never forget

I got jailed for something that

I'll always regret

It was twelve o'clock, midnight

And I wanted a snack

So I headed downstairs

Thought the fridge was packed

But when I opened the door

What did I see?

The back of the fridge staring right at me

I thought to myself

I could almost die

Then an immage appeared

A pizza pie

So I put on Adidas

Headed out the door

As I pictured myself

Eating more and more

But the store was closed

I busted into a rage

So I went to the crib

And got my twelve-gauge

Ran back to the shop

Busted won the door

And all I saw

Was pizza galore

So I stuffed my face

I couldn't even walk

I couldn't laugh, smile

Shake, giggle, wiggle, or talk

So I fell asleep with my face in my plate

And the next thing you know

I was headed upstate

In jail, in jail, without no bail

In jail, we're in jail because we failed

In jail, in jail, without no bail

In jail, we're in jail because we failed

Well, Kool Rock is my name
Last part is "ski"

And I have the worst

Case of my M.C.

But listen to the story

'Cause it's kind of strange

When I had this sort of hunger pain

Walking down the strreet

With the bass of my box

With my stomach growling

Like a hungry fox

When I saw this scene

Or was it a dream?

A big restaurant sign

Called Burger King

So I went inside

Started stuffing my face

Didn't even think

About the things I ate

But when the bill came up

Boy, was i shocked

I said, "I don't pay for nothing

I'm the King of the Slops!"

In jail, in jail, without no bail

In jail, we're in jail because we failed

In jail, in jail, without no bail

In jail, we're in jail because we failed

But when our time is through

We'll rock you and you

We turn parties out

Make you scream and shout

We're not demanding
Or very outstanding

We got something unique

And in the middle he's standing

On the microphone

He rocks and shocks

Homeboys and girls

It's the Human Beat Box

Break

Now I'm sitting here alone

Looking at the wall

Just thinking about

How I took the fall

I thought I was cool

I thought I was slick

And now Im writing

Letters of being homesick

I lost my freedom

When I heard the door slammer

And now I'm breaking rocks

With a big, heavy hammer

I used to drive the streets

With my big car

And now I look and all

I see are bars

I jail

Everyone's the same

You only survive

If you play the game

You don't have guns

And now you remember

You're your momma's son

You made her cry

And stay up all night

Coming home high

Just leaving a fight

You always made her feel

That you were better

But now you're a little boy

Just waiting for a letter