Stockings are hung near on chimney
And the presents are under the tree..
And Mamma's in the kitchen
Making some herbal tea..
Windows are covered with frost
And the candles are all alight
But as I wonder through this quiet house
Something just doesn't seem right
You see, every year, the neighbors bring us
A Swiss Colony Beeflog..
But the neightbors aren't around, around, around...
There's no beeflog to be found, this year..
(no beef log...)
Christmas, isn't Christmas
Without a Swiss Colony Beeflog..
Without those cheeses and meats
I don't think I can get along..
Mother tries to comfort me
She says 'Here son, have some eggnog'
But I f****** hate eggnog seriously..
But what do I see?
Underneath the tree?
Grandma got a Swiss Colony Beeflog
Just for me! aaah, aaaaah, aaaaaah, baby!
Swiss Colony Beeflog, baby
That's what Christmas is all about!
My prayers have finally come with a beeflog, baby
Makes a little boy scream and shout!
Deck the halls with with bows of swiss colony..
Fa-la-la-la-la, laa-laa-laa-laaaa! ..sweet!
And the presents are under the tree..
And Mamma's in the kitchen
Making some herbal tea..
Windows are covered with frost
And the candles are all alight
But as I wonder through this quiet house
Something just doesn't seem right
You see, every year, the neighbors bring us
A Swiss Colony Beeflog..
But the neightbors aren't around, around, around...
There's no beeflog to be found, this year..
(no beef log...)
Christmas, isn't Christmas
Without a Swiss Colony Beeflog..
Without those cheeses and meats
I don't think I can get along..
Mother tries to comfort me
She says 'Here son, have some eggnog'
But I f****** hate eggnog seriously..
But what do I see?
Underneath the tree?
Grandma got a Swiss Colony Beeflog
Just for me! aaah, aaaaah, aaaaaah, baby!
Swiss Colony Beeflog, baby
That's what Christmas is all about!
My prayers have finally come with a beeflog, baby
Makes a little boy scream and shout!
Deck the halls with with bows of swiss colony..
Fa-la-la-la-la, laa-laa-laa-laaaa! ..sweet!