f*** 'em All Lyrics

I f***** one in the basement
I f***** one in the hall
f***** one at a toilet seat in a bathroom stall
f***** one in an alley
Up against the wall
I f***** em all
I f***** one in Exotica
When I got the blues
Then I f***** a college girl
Didn't have a clue
f***** one kinda sideways
Like a giant doll
I f***** em all
It seems like balling b******
That's all I ever do
Hey you better watch your a**
I'll f*** that too
I f***** one on a freight train
Rolled a load all night
f***** a girl in Pittsburgh
Steelers won that night
f***** an operator
Now she takes my calls
I f***** em all