Chet's Speech Lyrics

All right, p****, p****, p****!
Come on in p**** lovers!
Here at the t***y Twister we're slashing p**** in half!
Give us an offer on our vast selection of p****, this is
a p**** blow out!
All right, we got white p****, black
p****, Spanish p****, yellow p****, we got hot p****,
cold p****, we got wet p****, we got smelly p****, we got hairy p****, b***** p****,
we got snappin' p****, we got silk p****, velvet p****,
Naugahyde p****, we even got horse p****, dog p****,
chicken p****!
Come on, you want p****, come on in, p**** lovers!
If we don't got it, you don't want it!
Come on
in, p**** lovers!