The books you think I wrote are way too thick
Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a d***
And I don't watch you when you sleep
Surprisingly I don't use my own omnipotence to be a f****** creep
You're not going to heaven
Why the f*** did you think I'd ever kick it with you
None of you are going to heaven
There's a trillion aliens cooler than you
You shouldn't abstain from rape just because you think that I want you to
You shouldn't rape because rape is a f***** up thing to do
(It's pretty obvious just don't f****** rape people
I didn't think I had to write that one down for you.)
I don't think masturbation is obscene
It's absolutely natural and the weirdest f****** thing I've ever seen
You make my job a living hell
I sent gays to fix overpopulation and boy didn't that go well
You're not going to heaven
Eat a thousand crackers sing a million hymns
None of you are going to heaven
You're not my children you're a bad game of Sims
You shouldn't abstain from pork just cause you think that I want you to
You can eat pork, because why the f*** would I give a s***?
(I created the universe you think I'm drawing the line at the f****** deli aisle?)
You argue and you bicker and you fight
Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night over what they think is true
But no one entertains the thought that maybe god does not believe in you
You pray so badly for heaven
Knowing any day might be the day that you die
But maybe life on earth could be heaven
Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth the try?
My love's the type of thing that you have to earn
And when you earn it you won't need it (2x)
I'm not going to give you love just cause I know that you want me to
If you want love then the love is gonna come from you
Who needs a thousand metaphors to figure out you shouldn't be a d***
And I don't watch you when you sleep
Surprisingly I don't use my own omnipotence to be a f****** creep
You're not going to heaven
Why the f*** did you think I'd ever kick it with you
None of you are going to heaven
There's a trillion aliens cooler than you
You shouldn't abstain from rape just because you think that I want you to
You shouldn't rape because rape is a f***** up thing to do
(It's pretty obvious just don't f****** rape people
I didn't think I had to write that one down for you.)
I don't think masturbation is obscene
It's absolutely natural and the weirdest f****** thing I've ever seen
You make my job a living hell
I sent gays to fix overpopulation and boy didn't that go well
You're not going to heaven
Eat a thousand crackers sing a million hymns
None of you are going to heaven
You're not my children you're a bad game of Sims
You shouldn't abstain from pork just cause you think that I want you to
You can eat pork, because why the f*** would I give a s***?
(I created the universe you think I'm drawing the line at the f****** deli aisle?)
You argue and you bicker and you fight
Atheists and Catholics, Jews and Hindus argue day and night over what they think is true
But no one entertains the thought that maybe god does not believe in you
You pray so badly for heaven
Knowing any day might be the day that you die
But maybe life on earth could be heaven
Doesn't just the thought of it make it worth the try?
My love's the type of thing that you have to earn
And when you earn it you won't need it (2x)
I'm not going to give you love just cause I know that you want me to
If you want love then the love is gonna come from you