[Spoken:]
I can remember the conversation like it was yesterday. She came out of the shower, hair wet, everything was wet. If you haven't seen a shower: It's a thing with water, and it covers you, and she had just been in that. She came right out of it and she looked me in the eyes and she said:
[Girl:]
It's over
We shouldn't fight to stay together just to fight again
It's over
We're unhappy
We need to take a break from us to make us right again
And even though it's not gonna go any further
I swear I don't regret a second of it
And when the dust has settled
I hope we can still be friends
[Bo:]
And then I said
EAT A d***
EAT A d***
EAT A f****** d***, b****!
PUT ON YOUR d*** EATING BIB!
GET READY TO GOBBLE A d*** UP!
IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS d***, b****
EAT A f****** d***, b****
[Girl:]
(Starting to think I made the right decision here)
Look, you're angry
I can see that
But you don't need to make this harder than it has to be
I try to speak to you
But you won't listen-
[Bo:]
EAT A d***
[Girl:]
Hold on, please just let me-
[Bo:]
EAT A d***
[Girl:]
Oh my God
Honestly, are you f****** five?
I try to talk this out, and you refuse to even listen to me
I'm saying how I'm feeling
And you're saying "eat a d***"
Does that seem like a mature response to you?
[Bo:]
NO
BUT SEE I THINK THE ISSUE IS
I'VE GOT MY FATHERS TEMPER
AND I'M EMOTIONALLY INARTICULATE
SO RATHER THAN BEING HONEST AND VULNERABLE
I'VE BEEN A QUICK SWITCH
BECAUSE I'M HURTING INSIDE
AND I'M TRYING TO HIDE IT, SO
[Crying:]
EAT A d***, b****
EAT A d***, b****
EAT A f****** d***, b****
[Girl:]
I didn't think you'd cry for me
I didn't think you cared
I thought you were lashing out in anger
Now I see you're scared
I'm scared, too
Maybe we can work this out
And not break up
[Bo:]
Really?
[Girl:]
NO, LICK MY c***
LICK MY m************ c***
YOU THINK THREE LOUSY TEARS
OFFSETS THREE YEARS OF s***
I DESERVE BETTER THAN YOU
FORGET ME BETTER THAN SCREW
SORRY YOU'RE NOT WHAT I NEED, HUN
LICK THIS c*** THEN LEAVE, SON
I can remember the conversation like it was yesterday. She came out of the shower, hair wet, everything was wet. If you haven't seen a shower: It's a thing with water, and it covers you, and she had just been in that. She came right out of it and she looked me in the eyes and she said:
[Girl:]
It's over
We shouldn't fight to stay together just to fight again
It's over
We're unhappy
We need to take a break from us to make us right again
And even though it's not gonna go any further
I swear I don't regret a second of it
And when the dust has settled
I hope we can still be friends
[Bo:]
And then I said
EAT A d***
EAT A d***
EAT A f****** d***, b****!
PUT ON YOUR d*** EATING BIB!
GET READY TO GOBBLE A d*** UP!
IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS d***, b****
EAT A f****** d***, b****
[Girl:]
(Starting to think I made the right decision here)
Look, you're angry
I can see that
But you don't need to make this harder than it has to be
I try to speak to you
But you won't listen-
[Bo:]
EAT A d***
[Girl:]
Hold on, please just let me-
[Bo:]
EAT A d***
[Girl:]
Oh my God
Honestly, are you f****** five?
I try to talk this out, and you refuse to even listen to me
I'm saying how I'm feeling
And you're saying "eat a d***"
Does that seem like a mature response to you?
[Bo:]
NO
BUT SEE I THINK THE ISSUE IS
I'VE GOT MY FATHERS TEMPER
AND I'M EMOTIONALLY INARTICULATE
SO RATHER THAN BEING HONEST AND VULNERABLE
I'VE BEEN A QUICK SWITCH
BECAUSE I'M HURTING INSIDE
AND I'M TRYING TO HIDE IT, SO
[Crying:]
EAT A d***, b****
EAT A d***, b****
EAT A f****** d***, b****
[Girl:]
I didn't think you'd cry for me
I didn't think you cared
I thought you were lashing out in anger
Now I see you're scared
I'm scared, too
Maybe we can work this out
And not break up
[Bo:]
Really?
[Girl:]
NO, LICK MY c***
LICK MY m************ c***
YOU THINK THREE LOUSY TEARS
OFFSETS THREE YEARS OF s***
I DESERVE BETTER THAN YOU
FORGET ME BETTER THAN SCREW
SORRY YOU'RE NOT WHAT I NEED, HUN
LICK THIS c*** THEN LEAVE, SON