This part of Washington only breeds the bad apples
I got a bad b**** married in a black chapel
I got a fat b**** married her in White Castle
Congratulations a****** f*** your graduation tassel
My mind warped so a n**** move in warp speed
For that dough I torpeed more trees
Your b**** tryna kick it, guess she gon' score a three
I'm h**** so I sent her home with sore knees
Like w****, please, cop the fit with my court fees
The black Zach but I lack a Lark Vorhies
Swangin' from my chain like some m***********' door keys
Normal s** bores me, I only dig orgies
Slept on ignored me now they can't afford me
Wasn't checkin' for me now them same b****** adore me
But that's another story now back to watchin' Maury
Wasn't room for me 'til they heard For The Glory
Man these n***** corny
[Hook]
n**** look at me, I'm the Phantom of the Opera
Jack slurps, wack surf, I'm crackin' up with these rap f****
n***** pushin' key like a Phantom of the Opera
Get hacked up, back trunk, I'm laughing back in my black tux
Mask on your face like a Phantom of the Opera
Bad b****** we s***** 'em up, got em lappin' up, better wrap 'em up
Felt like a sheiza he a Phantom 'til they got ya
That maui wowie that pack a punch, try actin' tough and we'll s***** your lunch
[Verse 2]
Born premature
A premadonna
Drunk in Tijuana blacked out yelling Team Rihanna
Every time she cross my mind I need to find some cream pajamas
I wear that p**** out, on mommas, that's commas
Your girl play with my stick like a***og
Cause I stick out, her n**** like camouflage
I'm with Amanda Knox, lip syncing Diana Ross
Sweet mahogany, monogamy is comedy
She comin' on to me, I crumble like economies
Hit her with that straight face, followin' lobotomies
I think they scared of being fly like la bamba be
I'm at Bahama breeze blowin' on Bahama weed
In elementary I used to pinch my momma's trees
So when they mention me it's followed up by evil deeds
Ben Segal, slouched back in a regal key
Barbarian, Hennessy's my medieval mead
[Hook]
n**** look at me, I'm the Phantom of the Opera
Jack slurps, wack surf, I'm crackin' up with these rap f****
n***** pushin' key like a Phantom of the Opera
Get hacked up, back trunk, I'm laughing back in my black tux
Mask on your face like a Phantom of the Opera
Bad b****** we s***** 'em up, got em lappin' up, better wrap 'em up
Felt like a sheiza he a Phantom 'til they got ya
That maui wowie that pack a punch, try actin' tough and we'll s***** your lunch
I got a bad b**** married in a black chapel
I got a fat b**** married her in White Castle
Congratulations a****** f*** your graduation tassel
My mind warped so a n**** move in warp speed
For that dough I torpeed more trees
Your b**** tryna kick it, guess she gon' score a three
I'm h**** so I sent her home with sore knees
Like w****, please, cop the fit with my court fees
The black Zach but I lack a Lark Vorhies
Swangin' from my chain like some m***********' door keys
Normal s** bores me, I only dig orgies
Slept on ignored me now they can't afford me
Wasn't checkin' for me now them same b****** adore me
But that's another story now back to watchin' Maury
Wasn't room for me 'til they heard For The Glory
Man these n***** corny
[Hook]
n**** look at me, I'm the Phantom of the Opera
Jack slurps, wack surf, I'm crackin' up with these rap f****
n***** pushin' key like a Phantom of the Opera
Get hacked up, back trunk, I'm laughing back in my black tux
Mask on your face like a Phantom of the Opera
Bad b****** we s***** 'em up, got em lappin' up, better wrap 'em up
Felt like a sheiza he a Phantom 'til they got ya
That maui wowie that pack a punch, try actin' tough and we'll s***** your lunch
[Verse 2]
Born premature
A premadonna
Drunk in Tijuana blacked out yelling Team Rihanna
Every time she cross my mind I need to find some cream pajamas
I wear that p**** out, on mommas, that's commas
Your girl play with my stick like a***og
Cause I stick out, her n**** like camouflage
I'm with Amanda Knox, lip syncing Diana Ross
Sweet mahogany, monogamy is comedy
She comin' on to me, I crumble like economies
Hit her with that straight face, followin' lobotomies
I think they scared of being fly like la bamba be
I'm at Bahama breeze blowin' on Bahama weed
In elementary I used to pinch my momma's trees
So when they mention me it's followed up by evil deeds
Ben Segal, slouched back in a regal key
Barbarian, Hennessy's my medieval mead
[Hook]
n**** look at me, I'm the Phantom of the Opera
Jack slurps, wack surf, I'm crackin' up with these rap f****
n***** pushin' key like a Phantom of the Opera
Get hacked up, back trunk, I'm laughing back in my black tux
Mask on your face like a Phantom of the Opera
Bad b****** we s***** 'em up, got em lappin' up, better wrap 'em up
Felt like a sheiza he a Phantom 'til they got ya
That maui wowie that pack a punch, try actin' tough and we'll s***** your lunch