you know the scene, we be dancing all night your d***'s getting hard and my p****'s tight
pull me to the bathroom and you're teasin' me, but I wanna go home so you could be pleasin' me
it's getting hot, you're ready to go say goodbye head out the door
DJ says, "stay one more song" gives you more f****** tickets to get your drink on
you go back to the bar, start pounding old E
should be home by now, should be pounding ME
chorus:
Don't get too drunk to f*** tonight
-you've got to get it up
Don't get too drunk to f*** tonight
-if you want to get it in
Don't get too drunk to f*** tonight
we get home, I get hot
you pass out, sucks a lot
way to go s*******, you did it again
now I'm stuck with my fingers and a ballpoint pen
you talked a lot of s***, acted like a pimp
but I come home with you and what? it's limp
drinking mickey's, st.ides, high life, corona
what good is it if you can't pop a b****
I don't care if you can't come
but it better be hard until I'm done
I wanted hot beef, I got a cold noodle
I wanted slap and tickle, but I got flapdoodled
chorus:
Don't get too drunk to f*** tonight
-you've got to get it up
Don't get too drunk to f*** tonight
-if you want to get it in
Don't get too drunk to f*** tonight
we get home, I get hot
you pass out, sucks a lot
I like to party, like to get f***** up, but I'd rather spend the night face down a** up
let's leave while your weenie's still working
cuz I don't want to spend the whole night jerking
spill your drink on me and you're covered in sweat, boy that ain't the way to get me wet
don't come to my house to puke in my toilet, don't sleep in my bed just to soil it
don't pass out goin' down on me
or I'll wake you up with a mouthfull of pee
Chorus:
Don't get too drunk to f*** tonight
-you've got to get it up
Don't get too drunk to f*** tonight
-if you want to get it in
Don't get too drunk to f*** tonight
we get home, I get hot
you pass out, sucks a lot
pull me to the bathroom and you're teasin' me, but I wanna go home so you could be pleasin' me
it's getting hot, you're ready to go say goodbye head out the door
DJ says, "stay one more song" gives you more f****** tickets to get your drink on
you go back to the bar, start pounding old E
should be home by now, should be pounding ME
chorus:
Don't get too drunk to f*** tonight
-you've got to get it up
Don't get too drunk to f*** tonight
-if you want to get it in
Don't get too drunk to f*** tonight
we get home, I get hot
you pass out, sucks a lot
way to go s*******, you did it again
now I'm stuck with my fingers and a ballpoint pen
you talked a lot of s***, acted like a pimp
but I come home with you and what? it's limp
drinking mickey's, st.ides, high life, corona
what good is it if you can't pop a b****
I don't care if you can't come
but it better be hard until I'm done
I wanted hot beef, I got a cold noodle
I wanted slap and tickle, but I got flapdoodled
chorus:
Don't get too drunk to f*** tonight
-you've got to get it up
Don't get too drunk to f*** tonight
-if you want to get it in
Don't get too drunk to f*** tonight
we get home, I get hot
you pass out, sucks a lot
I like to party, like to get f***** up, but I'd rather spend the night face down a** up
let's leave while your weenie's still working
cuz I don't want to spend the whole night jerking
spill your drink on me and you're covered in sweat, boy that ain't the way to get me wet
don't come to my house to puke in my toilet, don't sleep in my bed just to soil it
don't pass out goin' down on me
or I'll wake you up with a mouthfull of pee
Chorus:
Don't get too drunk to f*** tonight
-you've got to get it up
Don't get too drunk to f*** tonight
-if you want to get it in
Don't get too drunk to f*** tonight
we get home, I get hot
you pass out, sucks a lot