If I were Napoleon
You could be my Josephine
We could go to drive-in films
In my red convertible
If I were Napoleon
I might be in magazines
I'd write some science fiction
Science fiction about you
You could be mine, Josephine
And we could be siamese twins
If I were Napoleon
You could be my lady-love (?)
Look into my soft brown eyes
Run your fingers through my hair
If I were Napoleon
You could be my turtle dove
Living out in Corsica
In our summer cottages
And you could be mine, Josephine
Just you and your chaperone
You could be my Josephine
We could go to drive-in films
In my red convertible
If I were Napoleon
I might be in magazines
I'd write some science fiction
Science fiction about you
You could be mine, Josephine
And we could be siamese twins
If I were Napoleon
You could be my lady-love (?)
Look into my soft brown eyes
Run your fingers through my hair
If I were Napoleon
You could be my turtle dove
Living out in Corsica
In our summer cottages
And you could be mine, Josephine
Just you and your chaperone