Jack and the beanstalk jumped over the moon
Goldilocks blew over my house and stole my spoons
So keep your fairytales, it never works that way for me
Three little pigs ate Rapunzel for breakfast
Prince Charming kissed a frog 'cause he don't like woman
So keep your fairytales away from me
Lord knows I don't care anymore
Mickey Mouse caught the Roadrunner down the street
He gave him the finger and laughed in his face
So keep your fairytales off of me
Lord knows I don't care anymore
Sleeping Beauty is sleeping with the enemy
The Big Bad Wolf will have his way
So keep your fairytales away from me
Lord knows I don't care anymore!
Goldilocks blew over my house and stole my spoons
So keep your fairytales, it never works that way for me
Three little pigs ate Rapunzel for breakfast
Prince Charming kissed a frog 'cause he don't like woman
So keep your fairytales away from me
Lord knows I don't care anymore
Mickey Mouse caught the Roadrunner down the street
He gave him the finger and laughed in his face
So keep your fairytales off of me
Lord knows I don't care anymore
Sleeping Beauty is sleeping with the enemy
The Big Bad Wolf will have his way
So keep your fairytales away from me
Lord knows I don't care anymore!