Northern Birds Lyrics

This is a public service announcement for all men.

If you go to Bolton
If you go to Manchester
Or Crewe
Newcastle, or Scarborough
York, or Scunthorpe, Bradford, Barnsley too
Or Grimsby
Listen up to what we have to say

Northern birds are lazy ugly w****s who smell of burgers
So don't have too much to drink
Or you might f*** one
And end up getting AIDs

There's nothing fun
To be found up the M1
Northern birds are lower class
Slags who take it up the a***

They're in the sack
After one cider and black
But they're f****** awful rides
And your d*** won't touch the sides
Da-da-da-da-da-da
da-da-da-da

Northern Birds

Da-da-da-da-da-daa

If you really have to
Go up North then follow our advice:
Fight away the women
Or you'll find yourself with pubic lice
And herpes
Your much better staying in the South
Northern Birds
Are desperate ugly hippos dressed in Burberry
With a peanut for a brain
And an accent that makes you want to die
Now you've been warned
They're all physically deformed
Northern birds
Are all obese
And theyre riddled with disease

Try to escape
Northern s** is worse than rape
Stay down South and mark my words
Steer well clear of northern birds

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