I bought a Porsche
And I'm leavin Grand Rapids
Quit my job, quit my school
Quit this place
My mother cried
My father was fried
Hey, I've got no time, man
I want to say goodbye to my babes
I like girls
I dumped on Sheila on Thursday
I'll drop Melissa today
I'll kiss some tears off of Donna
Ask if she'll call on Shauna
Amanda, and Sandra and Kay
I like girls, I love 'em to death
Hey Valentino! You going somewhere?
You wouldn't sneak out on me, would you?
What's that a blond hair?
He must visualize himself an Errol Flynn
I see myself a suave sophisticated lover
I'll meet a rich hot old Hollywood dame
You see, my ultimate goal
Will be my life bein' told
In a penthouse letter that I can frame
And keep it all my life
Girls, I love 'em, oh yeah
New luggage? Did you say you were going
Somewhere? Oh, just out for some fresh air
Does she have a nice pair?
He was swallowed alive by the freeway
Turned into an ant on parade
He bravely drove off that beast
Aimed his car back to the east
Why be a snack at home?
I'm a feast, for the girls
I like girls, I really like 'em
Well,well,well.Look who's back. Run out of gas?
Patty, I was just gonna call you. Look...
I left Donna and Shauna
And Katy and Carrie
Melissa and Dena
I just didn't have any use for 'em
I just want you
Really, no really, honest!
And I'm leavin Grand Rapids
Quit my job, quit my school
Quit this place
My mother cried
My father was fried
Hey, I've got no time, man
I want to say goodbye to my babes
I like girls
I dumped on Sheila on Thursday
I'll drop Melissa today
I'll kiss some tears off of Donna
Ask if she'll call on Shauna
Amanda, and Sandra and Kay
I like girls, I love 'em to death
Hey Valentino! You going somewhere?
You wouldn't sneak out on me, would you?
What's that a blond hair?
He must visualize himself an Errol Flynn
I see myself a suave sophisticated lover
I'll meet a rich hot old Hollywood dame
You see, my ultimate goal
Will be my life bein' told
In a penthouse letter that I can frame
And keep it all my life
Girls, I love 'em, oh yeah
New luggage? Did you say you were going
Somewhere? Oh, just out for some fresh air
Does she have a nice pair?
He was swallowed alive by the freeway
Turned into an ant on parade
He bravely drove off that beast
Aimed his car back to the east
Why be a snack at home?
I'm a feast, for the girls
I like girls, I really like 'em
Well,well,well.Look who's back. Run out of gas?
Patty, I was just gonna call you. Look...
I left Donna and Shauna
And Katy and Carrie
Melissa and Dena
I just didn't have any use for 'em
I just want you
Really, no really, honest!