My mother was a bar-maid
And my father was a drunk
When they mixed their c***-tail
9 months later came this Punk
Never went to nursery
And at school I wasn't missed
Playing hookie with the big kids
Only homework? Getting p*****!
Suckled on sambuca
Nurtured on the jack
Drunk before I'd crawled
Everyday...spent on my back
Born drunk
10 green bottles hanging on the wall
born drunk
you bet I drank, I drank 'em all
Never knew a nipple
Only bottles, kegs and cans
No fluffy toys in my push-chair
Just empties in my pram
Through my mothers pregnancy
She poured it down her neck
That's why I was born drunk, man
That's why I am a wreck
And my father was a drunk
When they mixed their c***-tail
9 months later came this Punk
Never went to nursery
And at school I wasn't missed
Playing hookie with the big kids
Only homework? Getting p*****!
Suckled on sambuca
Nurtured on the jack
Drunk before I'd crawled
Everyday...spent on my back
Born drunk
10 green bottles hanging on the wall
born drunk
you bet I drank, I drank 'em all
Never knew a nipple
Only bottles, kegs and cans
No fluffy toys in my push-chair
Just empties in my pram
Through my mothers pregnancy
She poured it down her neck
That's why I was born drunk, man
That's why I am a wreck