[Refrain]
BEST FRIENDS THE BESTEST IN THE BUSINESS
BEST FRIENDS AND DON'T YOU DARE FORGET IT
BEST FRIENDS BUT NOW WE'RE GONNA TEST IT
NOW WE'RE GONNA BATTLE TO SEE WHO'S THE BESTEST?
[Reginald]
Listen up B-Tato, I'm a tell you a tale
about a dude who's so cool, all others will pale
in comparison, way cooler than Harrison
Who, well man it's you! sorry, didn't mean to scare you, son
[Beartato]
d*** Reggie, just shut up a second and let me
Tell you who's the best friend in the world
The kinda guy I'd let ride my jetski
Even if I hadn't yet rode a jetski before
BEST FRIENDS!
[R]
Oh snap, well I appreciate that
But I gotta battle back, because you're way cooler than that
So just shut up a second, now I gotta declare
That Beartato's just the best, throw your hands in the air
[B]
Ok, my hands are up, can I put them down
Cuz I wanna spread 'em wide and then wrap 'em around
The best dude in the universe, that's true
Reginald, the great, that's what I'm calling you
[Harrison:]
Hey guys, I heard you here rappin'
so I walked over just to see what's wiki wiki happenin'
Harrison's the name, thought I heard it said
And I wonder if the three of us could all grow to be
BEST FRIENDS!
[R]
Shut up harrison, put the mic down
You make me so angry, you better pipe down
Thinkin' you'll be best buds with Tater skins
God, you're such an idiot, I really hate to say it
[B]
No, I think you're right, Reg, he's just a loser
Surely can't hang with the dope rhymes producer
watch Reginald start to do the robot
Thinkin' you can hang with that stud? I know not
[R]
You don't get it, Harrison, you're an idiot
Beartato's the best, and I don't wanna be hearing it
He once saved my life from three sharks
And applied a soothing salve to the teeth marks
[B]
Reggie that was nothing compared to that one time
You battled like a whole regiment of giant s***e flies
I couldn't handle it, you came to save the day
Harrison just doesn't get the meaning of the phrase
BEST FRIENDS!
[H]
Sorry guys, I just wanted to join in
This rap battle made me think that you'd enjoy it
But you're probably right, I really couldn't compete
To the two dudes with those cool sneakers on their feet
[B]
Oh Reggie, when did we get these?
Freakin' awesome kicks I'm wearing on my feet?
[R]
B, I think it's clear we got them down at the mall
Buying matching kicks, everyone was like, aww
BEST FRIENDS!
[Refrain]
BEST FRIENDS THE BESTEST IN THE BUSINESS
BEST FRIENDS AND DON'T YOU DARE FORGET IT
BEST FRIENDS FIGHT 'TIL ONE OF US DIES
NOW THE BATTLE'S OVER AND WE'LL CALL IT A TIE
HIGH FIVE!
BEST FRIENDS THE BESTEST IN THE BUSINESS
BEST FRIENDS AND DON'T YOU DARE FORGET IT
BEST FRIENDS BUT NOW WE'RE GONNA TEST IT
NOW WE'RE GONNA BATTLE TO SEE WHO'S THE BESTEST?
[Reginald]
Listen up B-Tato, I'm a tell you a tale
about a dude who's so cool, all others will pale
in comparison, way cooler than Harrison
Who, well man it's you! sorry, didn't mean to scare you, son
[Beartato]
d*** Reggie, just shut up a second and let me
Tell you who's the best friend in the world
The kinda guy I'd let ride my jetski
Even if I hadn't yet rode a jetski before
BEST FRIENDS!
[R]
Oh snap, well I appreciate that
But I gotta battle back, because you're way cooler than that
So just shut up a second, now I gotta declare
That Beartato's just the best, throw your hands in the air
[B]
Ok, my hands are up, can I put them down
Cuz I wanna spread 'em wide and then wrap 'em around
The best dude in the universe, that's true
Reginald, the great, that's what I'm calling you
[Harrison:]
Hey guys, I heard you here rappin'
so I walked over just to see what's wiki wiki happenin'
Harrison's the name, thought I heard it said
And I wonder if the three of us could all grow to be
BEST FRIENDS!
[R]
Shut up harrison, put the mic down
You make me so angry, you better pipe down
Thinkin' you'll be best buds with Tater skins
God, you're such an idiot, I really hate to say it
[B]
No, I think you're right, Reg, he's just a loser
Surely can't hang with the dope rhymes producer
watch Reginald start to do the robot
Thinkin' you can hang with that stud? I know not
[R]
You don't get it, Harrison, you're an idiot
Beartato's the best, and I don't wanna be hearing it
He once saved my life from three sharks
And applied a soothing salve to the teeth marks
[B]
Reggie that was nothing compared to that one time
You battled like a whole regiment of giant s***e flies
I couldn't handle it, you came to save the day
Harrison just doesn't get the meaning of the phrase
BEST FRIENDS!
[H]
Sorry guys, I just wanted to join in
This rap battle made me think that you'd enjoy it
But you're probably right, I really couldn't compete
To the two dudes with those cool sneakers on their feet
[B]
Oh Reggie, when did we get these?
Freakin' awesome kicks I'm wearing on my feet?
[R]
B, I think it's clear we got them down at the mall
Buying matching kicks, everyone was like, aww
BEST FRIENDS!
[Refrain]
BEST FRIENDS THE BESTEST IN THE BUSINESS
BEST FRIENDS AND DON'T YOU DARE FORGET IT
BEST FRIENDS FIGHT 'TIL ONE OF US DIES
NOW THE BATTLE'S OVER AND WE'LL CALL IT A TIE
HIGH FIVE!