[THE RANGER]
I'm that ninja got the punk president
Represent the world of disturbed residents
Evidence points to a war criminal
Subliminal notes don't pull the wool
On my eyes, so my guys are ready depose
Dispose of dudes, that think they bad but, no
My flows like a Karate Kid pose
Suppose I'm beat, see the feet, get a kick to the nose
Got a crew in blue, gonna break ya bones
And my man Karnov set alight ya clothes
Take ya soda b****, I got a hundred clones
That gonna slash you in a flash and bash ya dome
f*** you muscle bound dumb f****
We got makabishi, smack you silly, f*** the nunchuks
You on a mission but you sittin like some dumb ducks
Gotcha man and ya plan is comin unstuck
Cut ya prez with a samurai sword
Don't give a f***, Bush, Reagan or Ford
Unleash my hordes of warrior lords
Hear the BANZAI as I hit record
Rampant ninja related crimes
With rampant ninja aided rhymes
I got attack dogs that will beat you back
Feed the pack your testes for a snack
You try to jump, punch, duck and kick
But your quickest moves ain't quick enough to hit
So quit m*********** you ain't legit
Just an Anglo see spangled stars and s***
Don't trip confuse who's the good guys
President's a punk and the m*********** should die
Save your skin and don't make us murder ya
Sure it worth it for a burger, huh
[CHORUS]
Savin the President...BAD DUDES
Flying spinning kicks...WE BAD DUDES
Swingin nunchucks...WE BAD DUDES
Blade and Striker...BAD DUDES
Drinkin the pop...BAD DUDES
Using power punches...WE BAD DUDES
Stabbing with daggers...BAD DUDES
Blade and Striker...BAD DUDES
[ENTITY]
Black wifebeater & cargo pants
On top of a semi, tryin to advance
Chargin up and releasing my power
Pickin up nunchucks and I'll devour
Multiple cans of pop I see
Since the President has become an abductee
Slicing with daggers, you talkin to me?
Colorful ninjas become RIP
Striker's the name and I'm highly acclaimed
This isn't a game, but all one in the same
Blade got my back when they start to attack
Took care of Karnov, now it's my turn to crack
Skulls in two, ninjas blue, attacking
Weapons drawn, now it's time for some action
Dodging shurikens the main attraction
Are me and Blade breaking up the faction
Not really a fan of commander-in-chief
But hey, we're getting paid so it's quite a relief
Jumping over stars so I can release
A couple power punches and they can decease
Now they're all gone all that can be seen
Is a midget, hoping on a trampoline
With sharp claws coming straight at me
Oh s***...I'm fighting Wolverine?
Not getting off the truck, I'll keep charging up
Hitting him in the face till he gets stuck
A couple of minutes my mission is through
He's laying on the ground, didn't even have a clue
It's off to the sewer we're almost there
Replicating ninjas but I don't care
Sonic boom punches got em laying everywhere
So never fear...the Bad Dudes are here
[CHORUS]
I'm that ninja got the punk president
Represent the world of disturbed residents
Evidence points to a war criminal
Subliminal notes don't pull the wool
On my eyes, so my guys are ready depose
Dispose of dudes, that think they bad but, no
My flows like a Karate Kid pose
Suppose I'm beat, see the feet, get a kick to the nose
Got a crew in blue, gonna break ya bones
And my man Karnov set alight ya clothes
Take ya soda b****, I got a hundred clones
That gonna slash you in a flash and bash ya dome
f*** you muscle bound dumb f****
We got makabishi, smack you silly, f*** the nunchuks
You on a mission but you sittin like some dumb ducks
Gotcha man and ya plan is comin unstuck
Cut ya prez with a samurai sword
Don't give a f***, Bush, Reagan or Ford
Unleash my hordes of warrior lords
Hear the BANZAI as I hit record
Rampant ninja related crimes
With rampant ninja aided rhymes
I got attack dogs that will beat you back
Feed the pack your testes for a snack
You try to jump, punch, duck and kick
But your quickest moves ain't quick enough to hit
So quit m*********** you ain't legit
Just an Anglo see spangled stars and s***
Don't trip confuse who's the good guys
President's a punk and the m*********** should die
Save your skin and don't make us murder ya
Sure it worth it for a burger, huh
[CHORUS]
Savin the President...BAD DUDES
Flying spinning kicks...WE BAD DUDES
Swingin nunchucks...WE BAD DUDES
Blade and Striker...BAD DUDES
Drinkin the pop...BAD DUDES
Using power punches...WE BAD DUDES
Stabbing with daggers...BAD DUDES
Blade and Striker...BAD DUDES
[ENTITY]
Black wifebeater & cargo pants
On top of a semi, tryin to advance
Chargin up and releasing my power
Pickin up nunchucks and I'll devour
Multiple cans of pop I see
Since the President has become an abductee
Slicing with daggers, you talkin to me?
Colorful ninjas become RIP
Striker's the name and I'm highly acclaimed
This isn't a game, but all one in the same
Blade got my back when they start to attack
Took care of Karnov, now it's my turn to crack
Skulls in two, ninjas blue, attacking
Weapons drawn, now it's time for some action
Dodging shurikens the main attraction
Are me and Blade breaking up the faction
Not really a fan of commander-in-chief
But hey, we're getting paid so it's quite a relief
Jumping over stars so I can release
A couple power punches and they can decease
Now they're all gone all that can be seen
Is a midget, hoping on a trampoline
With sharp claws coming straight at me
Oh s***...I'm fighting Wolverine?
Not getting off the truck, I'll keep charging up
Hitting him in the face till he gets stuck
A couple of minutes my mission is through
He's laying on the ground, didn't even have a clue
It's off to the sewer we're almost there
Replicating ninjas but I don't care
Sonic boom punches got em laying everywhere
So never fear...the Bad Dudes are here
[CHORUS]