Let me write you a letter
then again I'll send a telegram
though I know you're not worth the effort
yet again I'll script another scam
jot it down words have wound up in your town
I'm a clown how profound make a fake frown
hello move right along here's the part I really mean
don't you dare write me back
I don't care what you're doing
and I don't care when you'll be in town
accept what I said it's all true
true you knew it's nearly nothing new
I figure you'll find this letter
has no meaning than I meant it to
jot it down words have wound up in your town
I'm a clown how profound make a fake frown
hello move right along here's the part I really mean
don't you dare write me back
I don't care what you're doing
and I don't care when you'll be in town
[x2]
then again I'll send a telegram
though I know you're not worth the effort
yet again I'll script another scam
jot it down words have wound up in your town
I'm a clown how profound make a fake frown
hello move right along here's the part I really mean
don't you dare write me back
I don't care what you're doing
and I don't care when you'll be in town
accept what I said it's all true
true you knew it's nearly nothing new
I figure you'll find this letter
has no meaning than I meant it to
jot it down words have wound up in your town
I'm a clown how profound make a fake frown
hello move right along here's the part I really mean
don't you dare write me back
I don't care what you're doing
and I don't care when you'll be in town
[x2]