Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Fresh, Dookie Fresh
I-I-I I had a hot date so I picked her up at eight, sharp
Her body was bangin'
This chick was built with great parts (whistles)
Then she was beautiful, I didn't really know her
But I noticed when I picked her up, she had a funny odor
I was really confused cuz she had a gorgeous body
But she stunk like Precious dropped a deuce in a port-a-potty
Her funk was crazy strong, killin me with deadly stank
It made me wanna do a cannon ball into a septic tank
To get away from the stank
I gave her a dozen roses but they wilted and I think that she's hot
But I don't even know if I can do this
Cuz she smells like R. Kelly's date mixed with raw sewage
Her breath smells like a homeless man p***ed in her mouth
She needs to bathe herself in tomato juice or I'm out
She's ridiculously fine!
So who woulda guessed that this girl smells so Dookie Fresh
Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Fresh, Dookie Fresh
I gotta admit she knocked me off my feet
Even with her stench of wet dog and taco meat
She said "Puff, I really like you, and I'd rally be embarrassed
if you didn't peep my heritage and meet my parents."
So I drove to their house, and I parked the car
And it smelled like Amy Winehouse threw up in a jar
And it got worse as soon as we entered her parents' house
I started gagging' like I had a pubic hair in my mouth
Should I run home and take a shower in bleach? "Yes!"
Her mom stank like Lady Gaga's old a** meat dress
"Paparazzi!" Shut up, this s*** ain't funny!
Even her dad smelled like the inside of Batman's onesy
Her mom made us dinner and I couldn't even eat it
Cuz she smelled like a piece of meat between the lunch lady's cleavage
I really like this girl, but I feel like givin' in
To To To be honest she smells like an Indian
"Hey, that's not funny!"
No, no I mean like Indian food
Like curry smells bad, Indian food!
"You're a d***!"
Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Fresh, Dookie Fresh
Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Fresh, Dookie Fresh
And now she wants to get serious
I don't know what it is
But if I don't get away from the smell
Imma throw myself off a bridge
I gotta end it!
She smells like Venus Williams' panties after playin' tennis
There's no way that I can win this
We go out to eat before we even get a seat
She makes all the people in the restaurant clear out into the street
Like a f*****' fire drill
They skip their entire meal
Yo Deejay should I leave her, or should I try and chill?
Ah! I've had worse (x3)
Smash that a** anyway
Ah! I've had worse
Puff, plug your nose and smash that a** anyway
Naw, I think I'm gonna leave her and I wish her the best
But somebody needs to tell her that she's Dookie Fresh
Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Fresh, Dookie Fresh
Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Fresh, Dookie Fresh
So yeah it didn't work out
I mean, that girl smelled like Chewbacca's a**
Wait, wait ... Oh.
Well, maybe it was me
"Yeah, I told you you're a d***!"
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Fresh, Dookie Fresh
I-I-I I had a hot date so I picked her up at eight, sharp
Her body was bangin'
This chick was built with great parts (whistles)
Then she was beautiful, I didn't really know her
But I noticed when I picked her up, she had a funny odor
I was really confused cuz she had a gorgeous body
But she stunk like Precious dropped a deuce in a port-a-potty
Her funk was crazy strong, killin me with deadly stank
It made me wanna do a cannon ball into a septic tank
To get away from the stank
I gave her a dozen roses but they wilted and I think that she's hot
But I don't even know if I can do this
Cuz she smells like R. Kelly's date mixed with raw sewage
Her breath smells like a homeless man p***ed in her mouth
She needs to bathe herself in tomato juice or I'm out
She's ridiculously fine!
So who woulda guessed that this girl smells so Dookie Fresh
Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Fresh, Dookie Fresh
I gotta admit she knocked me off my feet
Even with her stench of wet dog and taco meat
She said "Puff, I really like you, and I'd rally be embarrassed
if you didn't peep my heritage and meet my parents."
So I drove to their house, and I parked the car
And it smelled like Amy Winehouse threw up in a jar
And it got worse as soon as we entered her parents' house
I started gagging' like I had a pubic hair in my mouth
Should I run home and take a shower in bleach? "Yes!"
Her mom stank like Lady Gaga's old a** meat dress
"Paparazzi!" Shut up, this s*** ain't funny!
Even her dad smelled like the inside of Batman's onesy
Her mom made us dinner and I couldn't even eat it
Cuz she smelled like a piece of meat between the lunch lady's cleavage
I really like this girl, but I feel like givin' in
To To To be honest she smells like an Indian
"Hey, that's not funny!"
No, no I mean like Indian food
Like curry smells bad, Indian food!
"You're a d***!"
Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Fresh, Dookie Fresh
Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Fresh, Dookie Fresh
And now she wants to get serious
I don't know what it is
But if I don't get away from the smell
Imma throw myself off a bridge
I gotta end it!
She smells like Venus Williams' panties after playin' tennis
There's no way that I can win this
We go out to eat before we even get a seat
She makes all the people in the restaurant clear out into the street
Like a f*****' fire drill
They skip their entire meal
Yo Deejay should I leave her, or should I try and chill?
Ah! I've had worse (x3)
Smash that a** anyway
Ah! I've had worse
Puff, plug your nose and smash that a** anyway
Naw, I think I'm gonna leave her and I wish her the best
But somebody needs to tell her that she's Dookie Fresh
Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Fresh, Dookie Fresh
Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Doo-dookie Doo-Dookie
Dookie Fresh
Dookie Fresh, Dookie Fresh
So yeah it didn't work out
I mean, that girl smelled like Chewbacca's a**
Wait, wait ... Oh.
Well, maybe it was me
"Yeah, I told you you're a d***!"