Paperback writer
Writer, writer
Please, sir or madam, can you read my book?
It took me years to write, will you take a look?
It's based on a novel by a man named Lear
And I need a job, so I want to be a paperback writer
Paperback writer!
It's a dirty story of a dirty man
And his clinging wife doesn't understand
His son is working for the daily mail
It's a steady job, but he wants to be a paperback writer
Paperback writer!
Paperback writer
Writer, writer
It's a thousand pages, give or take a few
I'll be writing more in a week or two
I can make it longer if you like the stuff
I can change it 'round, but I want to be a paperback writer
Paperback writer!
If you really like it, you can have the right
You can make a million for you overnight
If you must return it, you can send here
But I need a break, and I want to be a paperback writer
Paperback writer!
Paperback writer
Writer, writer
Paperback writer
Paperback writer
Paperback writer
Paperback writer
Paperback writer
Paperback writer
Paperback writer
Paperback writer
Writer, writer
Please, sir or madam, can you read my book?
It took me years to write, will you take a look?
It's based on a novel by a man named Lear
And I need a job, so I want to be a paperback writer
Paperback writer!
It's a dirty story of a dirty man
And his clinging wife doesn't understand
His son is working for the daily mail
It's a steady job, but he wants to be a paperback writer
Paperback writer!
Paperback writer
Writer, writer
It's a thousand pages, give or take a few
I'll be writing more in a week or two
I can make it longer if you like the stuff
I can change it 'round, but I want to be a paperback writer
Paperback writer!
If you really like it, you can have the right
You can make a million for you overnight
If you must return it, you can send here
But I need a break, and I want to be a paperback writer
Paperback writer!
Paperback writer
Writer, writer
Paperback writer
Paperback writer
Paperback writer
Paperback writer
Paperback writer
Paperback writer
Paperback writer
Paperback writer