Jackie Jab is looking fab.
He's got a treble and a bass and a big tab.
He's got oil in his hair from an arab
And when he falls down, he falls smack dab.
Hey fellas, get him a cab, what's his name?
Jackie Jab!
Three square meals everyday,
But nothing's square about the American way.
His friends get off on Doris Day
And he hasn't a clue what to say.
Hey fellas, get him a cab, what's his name?
Jackie Jab!
He's got a treble and a bass and a big tab.
He's got oil in his hair from an arab
And when he falls down, he falls smack dab.
Hey fellas, get him a cab, what's his name?
Jackie Jab!
Three square meals everyday,
But nothing's square about the American way.
His friends get off on Doris Day
And he hasn't a clue what to say.
Hey fellas, get him a cab, what's his name?
Jackie Jab!