was sittin' in a chair at the H & R Block
Some bean countin' pencil pusher runnin' up the clock
Said, "I've tallied up your numbers for the end of the year
And son you spent a small fortune on liquor and beer"
I said, "It's cheaper than a shrink"
You don't have to think
You just pour and drink
It's sixteen-fifty for a bottle of Jack
No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack
It's a flip of the wrist, you're gettin' it done
Gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun
And it's cheaper than a shrink
You don't have to think
You just pour and drink
It's cheaper than a shrink
Me and her had this little problem between us
Tryin' to bridge the gap between Mars and Venus
She said "Honey I think we need to see a marital counselor"
I said, "All we need to do is slam a case of twelve ouncers"
Cause it's cheaper than a shrink
You don't have to think
You just pour and drink
'Bout eighteen bucks I'll getcha four six-packs
No pourin' out your heart to some high dollar quack
A flip of the wrist, you're gettin' it done
Gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun
And it's cheaper than a shrink
You don't have to think
You just pour and drink
It's cheaper than a shrink
If the liquor prices soar as high as gasoline
Well, I'd have quit drinkin' back when I was nineteen
It's the oldest most proven form of therapy
The best part about it far as I can see
Is that it's cheaper than a shrink
You don't have to think
You just pour and drink
It's cheaper than a shrink
It's cheaper than a shrink
You don't have to think
You just pour and drink
And it's whole lot cheaper than some big town, clock hound, drag you down shrink
Some bean countin' pencil pusher runnin' up the clock
Said, "I've tallied up your numbers for the end of the year
And son you spent a small fortune on liquor and beer"
I said, "It's cheaper than a shrink"
You don't have to think
You just pour and drink
It's sixteen-fifty for a bottle of Jack
No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack
It's a flip of the wrist, you're gettin' it done
Gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun
And it's cheaper than a shrink
You don't have to think
You just pour and drink
It's cheaper than a shrink
Me and her had this little problem between us
Tryin' to bridge the gap between Mars and Venus
She said "Honey I think we need to see a marital counselor"
I said, "All we need to do is slam a case of twelve ouncers"
Cause it's cheaper than a shrink
You don't have to think
You just pour and drink
'Bout eighteen bucks I'll getcha four six-packs
No pourin' out your heart to some high dollar quack
A flip of the wrist, you're gettin' it done
Gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun
And it's cheaper than a shrink
You don't have to think
You just pour and drink
It's cheaper than a shrink
If the liquor prices soar as high as gasoline
Well, I'd have quit drinkin' back when I was nineteen
It's the oldest most proven form of therapy
The best part about it far as I can see
Is that it's cheaper than a shrink
You don't have to think
You just pour and drink
It's cheaper than a shrink
It's cheaper than a shrink
You don't have to think
You just pour and drink
And it's whole lot cheaper than some big town, clock hound, drag you down shrink