Keep It Clean Lyrics

I went to the river, couldn't get across,
Jumped on your poppa 'cause I thought he was a hoss,

An' I rode 'im over, give him a Coca-Cola,
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream,
It takes soap and water for to keep it clean.
If you want to go to heaven when you D-I-E,
You got to put on your collar and your T-I-E,

An' I rode 'im over, give him a Coca-Cola,
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream,
It takes soap and water for to keep it clean.

Up she jumped, down she fell,
Her mouth flew open like a mussel shell,

An' I rode 'im over, give him a Coca-Cola,
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream,
It takes soap and water for to keep it clean.
Your sister was a teddy, your daddy was a bear,
Put the muzzle on your mama 'cause she had bad hair,

An' I rode 'im over, give him a Coca-Cola,
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream,
It takes soap and water for to keep it clean.

If you want to hear that elephant laugh,
Take him down to the river and wash his yas, yas, yas,

An' I rode 'im over, give him a Coca-Cola,
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream,
It takes soap and water for to keep it clean.
If you want to get the rabbits out of the L-O-G
You got to put on the stump like a D-O-G,

An' I rode 'im over, give him a Coca-Cola,
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream,
It takes soap and water for to keep it clean.

Run here doctor, run here fast,
See what's the matter with his yas yas yas,

An' I rode 'im over, give him a Coca-Cola,
Lemon soda, saucer of ice cream,
It takes soap and water for to keep it clean.