i'm a politician, with ethics
but i'm too stupid
i'm a wannabee
i'm a preacher, and i'm perfect
but i'm too stupid
i'm a wannabee
couldn't i see
couldn't i see
couldn't i see
couldn't i f****** see
i'm a cowboy
in the city
but i'm too stupid
i'm a wannabee
i'm a surfer
in the desert
but i'm too stupid
i'm a wannabee
[chorus]
i'm pregnant
on crack
but i'm too stupid
i'm a wannabee
i'm a duck
in the land of kings
but i'm too stupid
i'm a wannabee
[chorus]
but i'm too stupid
i'm a wannabee
i'm a preacher, and i'm perfect
but i'm too stupid
i'm a wannabee
couldn't i see
couldn't i see
couldn't i see
couldn't i f****** see
i'm a cowboy
in the city
but i'm too stupid
i'm a wannabee
i'm a surfer
in the desert
but i'm too stupid
i'm a wannabee
[chorus]
i'm pregnant
on crack
but i'm too stupid
i'm a wannabee
i'm a duck
in the land of kings
but i'm too stupid
i'm a wannabee
[chorus]