Wanna kiss you like they do on TV
Wanna f*** you like they do in magazines
Hang out at the bars, get all your drinks for free
Now it's two o'clock and you ended up with me,
you trendy f***, trendy f***, you're trendy f***
Sitting at the bar, thinking you're real cool
But your big f****** a** covers the whole stool
Now it's three o'clock, down on your knees,
beggin' for the d*** and you're even saying please
You trendy f***, trendy f***, you're trendy f***
Sitting at the bar, thinking you're real cool
But your big f****** a** covers the whole stool
You trendy f***, trendy f***, you're trendy f***
Wanna f*** you like they do in magazines
Hang out at the bars, get all your drinks for free
Now it's two o'clock and you ended up with me,
you trendy f***, trendy f***, you're trendy f***
Sitting at the bar, thinking you're real cool
But your big f****** a** covers the whole stool
Now it's three o'clock, down on your knees,
beggin' for the d*** and you're even saying please
You trendy f***, trendy f***, you're trendy f***
Sitting at the bar, thinking you're real cool
But your big f****** a** covers the whole stool
You trendy f***, trendy f***, you're trendy f***