If I Were Brave Lyrics

if i were brave
i'd tell the world
about us
shoot a video
get naked and
just shout it
tell all the secrets
its such a great
story
if i were brave i'd
tell them all our
glory
yes i would

if i were brave
i'd dial star 69
bust whoevers
calling (i'm going
out of my mind)
maybe i'd find my
secret admirer
and if i were
brave
i could love 'em
through the wire
yes i would
yes i would
if i were brave i'd
tell them every
detail
make them all
wonder if i'll go to
heaven or hell
i'd answer the
nosy messenger
of questionaires
show them my
face
while they stab
me in the deriere
yes i would
yes i would
yes i would
but i wont.