[Polka medley of various songs by various artists]
1) ["Liechtensteiner Polka"]
2) ["Poker Face" by Lady Gaga]
Mum mum mum mah, Mum mum mum muh, Oh whoa oh oh oh,
Can't read my, Can't read my, No, He can't read-a my polka face (She's got to love nobody) (X2),
P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face (Mum mum mum muh), P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face.
3) ["Womanizer" by Britney Spears]
Womanizer, Woman-womanizer, You're a womanizer, Oh, Womanizer, Oh, You're a womanizer baby, You are, You are, Womanizer, Womanizer, Womanizer (Womanizer),
Boy don't try to front, I know just what you are (X2), You say I'm crazy, I got your crazy, You're nothing but a womanizer.
4) ["Right Round" by Flo Rida featuring Kesha]
You spin my head right round, Right round, When you go down, When you go down down,
You spin my head right round, Right round, When you go down, When you go down.
5) ["Day 'n' Nite" by Kid Cudi]
'Cause day and night, The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night,
He's all alone through the day and night, The lonely loner seems to free his mind at night (at at at night).
6) ["Need You Now" by Lady Antebellum]
It's a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and I need you now, Said I wouldn't call but I've lost all control and I need you now,
And I don't know how I can do without, I just need you now.
7) ["Baby" by Justin Bieber featuring Ludacris]
And I was like baby baby baby, Baby baby baby, Baby baby baby, I thought you'd always be mine.
8) ["So What" by Pink]
So, so what, I'm still a rock star, I got my rock moves and I don't need you,
And guess what, I'm havin' more fun, And now that we're done, I'm gonna show you tonight,
I'm alright, I'm just fine and you're a tool, So, so what, I am a rock star, I got my rock moves and I don't want you tonight.
9) ["I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry]
I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick, I kissed a girl just to try it, I hope my boyfriend don't mind it,
It felt so wrong, It felt so right, Don't mean I'm in love tonight, I kissed a girl and I liked it, I liked it.
10) ["Fireflies" by Owl City]
And I'd like to make myself believe, That planet Earth turns slowly,
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay, Awake when I'm asleep, 'Cause everything is never as it seems.
11) ["Blame It" by Jamie Foxx featuring T-Pain]
Blame it on the goose, Gotcha feeling loose, Blame it on the 'tron, Catch me in the zone, Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol, Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol,
Blame it on the vodka, Glame it on the henny, Blame it on the blue tap, got you feeling dizzy, Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol, Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.
12) ["Replay" by Iyaz]
Shawty's like a melody in my head, That I can't keep out, Got me singin' like, Na na na na everyday, It's like my iPod stuck on replay,
Stuck on replay, Stuck on replay, Replay, Replay, Replay-ay-ay-ay.
13) ["Down" by Jay Sean featuring Lil Wayne]
Baby, Are you down, Down, Down, Down, Down? Baby are you down?
14) ["Break Your Heart" by Taio Cruz featuring Ludacris]
I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart (X3), I'm only gonna break your heart.
15) ["The Tick Tock Polka" by Frankie Yankovic]
16) ["Tik Tok" by Kesha]
Don't stop, Making pop, DJ blow my speakers up, Tonight, I'mma fight, Till we see the sun light,
Tick tock, On the clock, But the polka don't stop, No, Yodel-yodel-lady-hoo, Yodel-yodel-lady-hoo.
17) ["Whatever's Left Over Polka" by "Weird Al" Yankovic]
P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face, P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face (X2), Oh no you can't read my p-p-polka face, Talkin' 'bout my polka face, P-p-p-polka face, Hey!.
1) ["Liechtensteiner Polka"]
2) ["Poker Face" by Lady Gaga]
Mum mum mum mah, Mum mum mum muh, Oh whoa oh oh oh,
Can't read my, Can't read my, No, He can't read-a my polka face (She's got to love nobody) (X2),
P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face (Mum mum mum muh), P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face.
3) ["Womanizer" by Britney Spears]
Womanizer, Woman-womanizer, You're a womanizer, Oh, Womanizer, Oh, You're a womanizer baby, You are, You are, Womanizer, Womanizer, Womanizer (Womanizer),
Boy don't try to front, I know just what you are (X2), You say I'm crazy, I got your crazy, You're nothing but a womanizer.
4) ["Right Round" by Flo Rida featuring Kesha]
You spin my head right round, Right round, When you go down, When you go down down,
You spin my head right round, Right round, When you go down, When you go down.
5) ["Day 'n' Nite" by Kid Cudi]
'Cause day and night, The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night,
He's all alone through the day and night, The lonely loner seems to free his mind at night (at at at night).
6) ["Need You Now" by Lady Antebellum]
It's a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and I need you now, Said I wouldn't call but I've lost all control and I need you now,
And I don't know how I can do without, I just need you now.
7) ["Baby" by Justin Bieber featuring Ludacris]
And I was like baby baby baby, Baby baby baby, Baby baby baby, I thought you'd always be mine.
8) ["So What" by Pink]
So, so what, I'm still a rock star, I got my rock moves and I don't need you,
And guess what, I'm havin' more fun, And now that we're done, I'm gonna show you tonight,
I'm alright, I'm just fine and you're a tool, So, so what, I am a rock star, I got my rock moves and I don't want you tonight.
9) ["I Kissed a Girl" by Katy Perry]
I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick, I kissed a girl just to try it, I hope my boyfriend don't mind it,
It felt so wrong, It felt so right, Don't mean I'm in love tonight, I kissed a girl and I liked it, I liked it.
10) ["Fireflies" by Owl City]
And I'd like to make myself believe, That planet Earth turns slowly,
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay, Awake when I'm asleep, 'Cause everything is never as it seems.
11) ["Blame It" by Jamie Foxx featuring T-Pain]
Blame it on the goose, Gotcha feeling loose, Blame it on the 'tron, Catch me in the zone, Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol, Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol,
Blame it on the vodka, Glame it on the henny, Blame it on the blue tap, got you feeling dizzy, Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol, Blame it on the a-a-a-a-a-alcohol.
12) ["Replay" by Iyaz]
Shawty's like a melody in my head, That I can't keep out, Got me singin' like, Na na na na everyday, It's like my iPod stuck on replay,
Stuck on replay, Stuck on replay, Replay, Replay, Replay-ay-ay-ay.
13) ["Down" by Jay Sean featuring Lil Wayne]
Baby, Are you down, Down, Down, Down, Down? Baby are you down?
14) ["Break Your Heart" by Taio Cruz featuring Ludacris]
I'm only gonna break break your break break your heart (X3), I'm only gonna break your heart.
15) ["The Tick Tock Polka" by Frankie Yankovic]
16) ["Tik Tok" by Kesha]
Don't stop, Making pop, DJ blow my speakers up, Tonight, I'mma fight, Till we see the sun light,
Tick tock, On the clock, But the polka don't stop, No, Yodel-yodel-lady-hoo, Yodel-yodel-lady-hoo.
17) ["Whatever's Left Over Polka" by "Weird Al" Yankovic]
P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face, P-p-p-polka face p-p-polka face (X2), Oh no you can't read my p-p-polka face, Talkin' 'bout my polka face, P-p-p-polka face, Hey!.